Posted on 03/27/2013 6:19:46 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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Rush Limbaugh: Chelsea Clinton Adopting Latest Fashion Accessory, An African Baby
I didn’t think you were allowed to buy blacks anymore?
Only rich Democrats can.
What I want to know is why are so many couples having problems conceiving? It has become quite the norm for couples now. I’d love to know what changed from our generation to theirs...
5.56mm
The back seats got smaller?
That seems to be a hallmark of the core Scandinavian membership of the Old Apostolic Church of the First Born. Both Bill's folks belonged.
So, Chelsea has a problem ~ that's a risk you take when you have one kid since those who have the problem show up with half their offspring infertile.
The old timers (all the way up to 2012, a long time ago) reduced the odds simply by getting involved in serial polygamy ~ marry, have a kid, divorce, marry someone else in the congregation, divorce, marry another one....... ~ which seems to work. Bill's mom had 5 marriages, as did his baby daddy (killed in a car wreck before he was born).
Bill's relationships with numerous women suggest he knew all about that. Chelsea could get married to some other guy and see what happens.
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Do I Look Like I Give A Flying F....er....smelly Obama?
Which was conveniently scheduled as she was about to testify regarding Benghazi.
I’m poor and conservative. Can I buy an Asian?
Oh Geez:
I will take “ Things that make you want to puke for a hundred Alex”
This is in no way meant as a snark attack on Chelsea, but STD’s are a part of the problem. That, and young couples waiting five to ten years longer than they used to.
Plenty of girls are conceiving at the traditional age, of course, but today they’re usually not married.
There are white Africans too.
I wonder what the howls of outrage would be if she opted for a WHITE African baby?
LMAO! Can’t...breathe.!
And she will give the baby a traditional African name.....O.J.
You mean, she’s going to BUY a baby from Africa . . . phony baloneys like her don’t go through the 3 to 4 year wait like my daughter had to go through.
Besides, she’s not going to take care of the baby anyway. She’ll take her ill-gotten millions and hire a nanny.
I’m wondering, though, if she’s going to adopt one of Obambi’s sons . . . Maybe Obambi will be the ‘baby-daddy.
Correct. That’s why she’s adopting o’bama.
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