Posted on 04/02/2013 3:43:11 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A 60-year-old Salt Lake City man has been charged with aggravated arson after he set his wife’s pants on fire. Bryce Whitaker and his wife had been arguing about her snoring, which led Whitaker to take a pair of pants and set them on fire with a candle when she wasn’t looking. Whitaker later woke up his wife when the fire grew out of control. No injuries were reported.
Could be worse, she could have been married to John Wesley Hardin.
Geez...
I’m trying to figure what’s really worse here. Snoring or malicious burning of clothes with people in them....
Well, whichever one lands in prison will help shed light on that answer :O
“I don’t want to set the world on fire...I just want to start a flame in your pants.”
Ok, how does burning her pants stop her snoring?
Why doesn’t he just sleep in another room?
I heard tales about feeling a burning sensation in the drawers after a night with a certain gal.
Lifetime Channel is preparing another Emmy winning script as we type.
His claim: she snored.
Her claim: she didn’t.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
What the heck is the matter with people? What a murderous freak.
Here comes old rosie she’s looking mighty fine
Here comes hot nancy she’s steppin’ right on time
There go the street lights bringin on the night
Here come the men faces hidden from the light
All through the shadows they come and they go
With only one thing in common
They got the fire down below
ROFLH (hysterically) Keyword: hobbies?
A bellowing spouse is no laughing matter, but I’m going to remember this the next time I’m having the urge to smother him with a pillow.
That’s absolutely great!
Cannot wait to hear your comments.
My mind is ablaze with images of blazing temple chaps.
I don’ think I was the one who put hobbies.
Well, kudos to whoever did it. If ever I needed to laugh, I need it then.
I have but one burning desire...let me stand next to your fire.
I’m so hot for you, baby. LOL
“No mas pantalones”
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