Two rednecks are sitting on the front porch.
One says, “Did you know that elks have sex
10 to 15 times a night?”
“Aw shit”, says his friend, “and I just joined the Shriners!”
Oh crap, that means more women looking like Chaz Bono and Rosie O’Donnell in the future!
5,000,000 years?
Seems like a bit of projection.
If they keep this crap up they’re going to lose the right to vote and we’ll act like lions and make them do all the work and eat first while they wait. Yes, my wife loves me for some strange reason.
That’s good news for the spider population, because in 5,000,000 years there will be nobody to squish them.
I’d like to see the math on this prediction. But then again, in 5 millions years who is going to check to see if it is correct.
I wished I had a job where I could just make stuff up and get paid.
Junk science is totally taking over in the world. Considering homo sapiens has only been around for about a million years total, I’ll take the 5 million year option. Devastating planetary changes will occur in that time period, and probably no one will be around then including women.
They seem to forget that women will die off shortly after the men...
boy....howdy....i can’t wait for the next installment of one minute inside a woman’s head...
I beg to differ. It won’t happen unless abortion is outlawed.
I would tell her to go eff herself, but that must already be in the plans.
Safe prediction. No one will be here in 5,000,000 years to mock them for it if they’re wrong.
I guess that forever solves the complaint of not putting the seat down.
Great!
Then the winners can continue their idiotic jihad and stoopit arguments with each other.
Wish I could be around to see that but, couldn’t stand irrational, obtuse and specious squaking while I was here....
“And chaps, the bad news doesn’t end there...”
Well, the bad news doesn’t end there either for the ladies either. How long do you think women last on Earth with no men around? Even if they have sperm banks with enough frozen seed for thousands of generations?
It won’t be good enough that the occasional exceptional woman “can do any job as good as a man”. Construction, oil drilling, sanitation work, etc, will not wait around until the butch brigade can get around to it. No men = civilization collapse in less than a generation, and then the spermsicles melt, and it’s curtain time.
So, who’s going to replace men in providing their half of the genetic material to keep the species alive?
When the men go extinct then so will the women. Might not happen at the same time, but it will catch up with them for sure.