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time machine photo: Time Machine 15tgh43579b.gif "He says the device is the size of a laptop and uses a complex set of algorithms which took him ten years to develop, but has not revealed any concrete details about his invention."
1 posted on 04/13/2013 1:27:07 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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2 posted on 04/13/2013 1:27:35 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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I built a time machine too. It can take you into the future at rate of one second per second (non-accelerating).


4 posted on 04/13/2013 1:31:15 PM PDT by DemforBush (Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Well, if we see some Persians winning big betting on golf and tennis, we should get worried.


5 posted on 04/13/2013 1:32:07 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
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Back to the 6th Century ...


6 posted on 04/13/2013 1:32:20 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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7 posted on 04/13/2013 1:33:21 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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An Iranian scientist claims he has invented a time machine that allows you to predict the future with 98 per cent accuracy.

OK.

I get it.
Iranian April Fool's day is 12 days later than ours?

Why doesn't he just tell us when that goofball genie in the well is finally climbing out?

8 posted on 04/13/2013 1:34:26 PM PDT by publius911 (Look for the Union label, then buy something else.)
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To: DogByte6RER; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

I need those Lotto numbers ASAP!


9 posted on 04/13/2013 1:34:32 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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I have a device that will move me four hours into the future in what seems to be a matter of minutes. My computer mouse.


10 posted on 04/13/2013 1:35:11 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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Critics also believe Iran’s claims that it launched a monkey into space could have been faked.
Scientists in Tehran hailed the mission to send a simian 75 miles above Earth and back in a Kavoshgar rocket as a success.
But question marks were raised after the monkey presented to the nation as the heroic astronaut looked remarkably different than the one which made lift off.

Well, D'OH!
Of course it looked different. After being launched into the future against his will, he was sent back aged by 15 years.
Any muslim fool know that.

11 posted on 04/13/2013 1:38:40 PM PDT by publius911 (Look for the Union label, then buy something else.)
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12 posted on 04/13/2013 1:38:45 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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we got a time machine that can send them BACK in time, it's called the W88 and can send them back to the stone age in the blink of an eye...
13 posted on 04/13/2013 1:39:39 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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If he finished a few days earlier he could have made a killing on the Final Four


16 posted on 04/13/2013 1:46:26 PM PDT by rdcbn
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98% accurate?

That 2% will get you every time.


17 posted on 04/13/2013 1:47:49 PM PDT by occamrzr06
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There’s STILL one born every minute.........


18 posted on 04/13/2013 1:49:23 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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Doesn’t he realize why there are no muslims on Star Trek?


21 posted on 04/13/2013 1:55:25 PM PDT by umgud (2A can't survive dem majorities)
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He said the machine would use algorithms to predict the future of any individual, between five and eight years into their future.

Why is everyone's future "You will die in the cleansing Islamic fire. Allah Akbar!"?


23 posted on 04/13/2013 2:13:25 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: DogByte6RER; a fool in paradise
I'd like this machine to predict the future of rock and roll! Is it really here to stay?


25 posted on 04/13/2013 2:17:31 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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“As such, we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage.”

Shouldn't he already know when that will be?

26 posted on 04/13/2013 2:31:55 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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I really do wish all you ignorant westerners would remember that it was the moslems, we repeat, the moslems who gave you the astrolabe, the time machine, algebra (possibly) and wholesale merchandising of dark-skinned men, women and children.

That’s pretty much it for our contributions to society.

Praise Allah!

Oh, and if you teach us to fly we can fly your planes into your buildings.

Pass the Hummus.


30 posted on 04/13/2013 3:21:05 PM PDT by golux
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Is he related to Dr. Hugo Pinero?


34 posted on 04/13/2013 5:09:25 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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