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Naked woman breaks into Texas home and plants herself in bathtub, authorities say
NY Daily News ^ | 4/25/13 | Lee Moran

Posted on 04/25/2013 8:25:32 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda

Naked woman breaks into Texas home and plants herself in bathtub, authorities say Sara Elizabeth Soto, who got in through the doggy door, was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespass and criminal mischief.

BY LEE MORAN / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Maybe she just needed a really good scrub? A naked woman broke into a house through the doggy door before being found by the owners sitting in their bathtub, police said. RELATED: COPS IN FLORIDA BARE IT ALL DURING MASSAGE PARLOR PROSTITUTION STING Sara Elizabeth Soto, 25, was busted hiding out au naturel in the Weatherford, Texas, home bathroom at 1:45 a.m. on Tuesday. And when cops questioned why she was wearing only her smile, she told them she honestly didn't believe she had done anything wrong.

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Thank you God.


1 posted on 04/25/2013 8:25:33 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

The thanks would highly depend on what size of a dog they have. If she managed to get through a Bichon Frise sized door, she’s probably A-ok.


2 posted on 04/25/2013 8:27:48 AM PDT by Malsua
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Not guilty

3 posted on 04/25/2013 8:29:20 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: central_va

I need to get a doggy-door. I would not call the cops on her.


4 posted on 04/25/2013 8:31:18 AM PDT by Anitius Severinus Boethius (www.wilsonharpbooks.com - New Robin Hood book out!)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

25 years old, 4’11” and 110 lbs. Judging from her picture I wouldn’t hit it, but ‘specting that many woulda.

She’s obviously crazy, but at least she’s clean....


5 posted on 04/25/2013 8:33:19 AM PDT by freebilly
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

It’s hard to know what to say about this Texas break-in.....we need pictures of the woman.

In a perfect world, the article in the NY Daily News would say this....

“The Texas man declined to press charges. ‘The woman sitting in my bathtub could have been Marilyn Monroe’s twin sister. She asked me to get undressed and climb in the tub with her. There’s no way I’m pressing charges.’”


6 posted on 04/25/2013 8:38:02 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (November 4, 2008 and November 6, 2012.....Two days that will live in infamy!)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Is this a trend in the country, the media or just the perverts on Free Republic? If you do a title search for the word ‘naked’ you get 14 articles in the last six weeks.

Not that I’m complaining, mind you. The comments on threads like this make each day a little brighter.


7 posted on 04/25/2013 8:39:15 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

Ah.....I see her image now in the thread above mine. I agree....not guilty!


8 posted on 04/25/2013 8:39:16 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (November 4, 2008 and November 6, 2012.....Two days that will live in infamy!)
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To: freebilly

Clean and articulate???


9 posted on 04/25/2013 8:39:27 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I’m a conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: freebilly

Dude this is a meth skank. She may look clean but I bet she has bugs that eat antibiotics.


10 posted on 04/25/2013 8:40:41 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: freebilly; Lazmataz

Laz weighed in yesterday, and “would hit it”.

I know, everyone was wondering....


11 posted on 04/25/2013 8:42:13 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (All observant Muslims want to kill you. If they don't, they are not really Muslims.)
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12 posted on 04/25/2013 8:42:33 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: Anitius Severinus Boethius
I need to get a doggy-door

Doggie what?

13 posted on 04/25/2013 8:42:45 AM PDT by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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>> “Dude this is a meth skank. She may look clean but I bet she has bugs that eat antibiotics.” <<

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A G R E E !
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14 posted on 04/25/2013 8:46:10 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: central_va

Haven’t we seen this happen before in a Toby Keith video?


15 posted on 04/25/2013 8:46:15 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: central_va

LOL. Nope!


17 posted on 04/25/2013 8:52:01 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: KeyLargo

a good reminder to be careful what you wish for!


18 posted on 04/25/2013 8:53:16 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: central_va

Nah...dust off the Big Dripper.


19 posted on 04/25/2013 8:55:10 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (The Tea Party was the earthquake, and Chick Fil A the tsunami...100's of aftershocks to come.)
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To: central_va

Man, if this had happened to me when I was married my wife woulda killed me, no questions asked. Can you imagine? You walk into the bathroom to take a late night pee. There’s a naked woman in the bathtub. You’re like, “hey honey, you’ll never guess what’s in the bathroom, come take a look. Musta just snuck in through the doggie door.”

Well, if it was me, I’d be dead. I couldn’t get away with nothing.

Oh, BTW. Not Guilty!


20 posted on 04/25/2013 8:58:48 AM PDT by saleman
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