Skip to comments.Naked woman breaks into Texas home and plants herself in bathtub, authorities say
Posted on 04/25/2013 8:25:32 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda
Naked woman breaks into Texas home and plants herself in bathtub, authorities say Sara Elizabeth Soto, who got in through the doggy door, was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespass and criminal mischief.
BY LEE MORAN / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Maybe she just needed a really good scrub? A naked woman broke into a house through the doggy door before being found by the owners sitting in their bathtub, police said. RELATED: COPS IN FLORIDA BARE IT ALL DURING MASSAGE PARLOR PROSTITUTION STING Sara Elizabeth Soto, 25, was busted hiding out au naturel in the Weatherford, Texas, home bathroom at 1:45 a.m. on Tuesday. And when cops questioned why she was wearing only her smile, she told them she honestly didn't believe she had done anything wrong.
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The thanks would highly depend on what size of a dog they have. If she managed to get through a Bichon Frise sized door, she’s probably A-ok.
I need to get a doggy-door. I would not call the cops on her.
25 years old, 4’11” and 110 lbs. Judging from her picture I wouldn’t hit it, but ‘specting that many woulda.
She’s obviously crazy, but at least she’s clean....
It’s hard to know what to say about this Texas break-in.....we need pictures of the woman.
In a perfect world, the article in the NY Daily News would say this....
“The Texas man declined to press charges. ‘The woman sitting in my bathtub could have been Marilyn Monroe’s twin sister. She asked me to get undressed and climb in the tub with her. There’s no way I’m pressing charges.’”
Is this a trend in the country, the media or just the perverts on Free Republic? If you do a title search for the word ‘naked’ you get 14 articles in the last six weeks.
Not that I’m complaining, mind you. The comments on threads like this make each day a little brighter.
Ah.....I see her image now in the thread above mine. I agree....not guilty!
Clean and articulate???
Dude this is a meth skank. She may look clean but I bet she has bugs that eat antibiotics.
Laz weighed in yesterday, and “would hit it”.
I know, everyone was wondering....
>> “Dude this is a meth skank. She may look clean but I bet she has bugs that eat antibiotics.” <<
A G R E E !
Haven’t we seen this happen before in a Toby Keith video?
a good reminder to be careful what you wish for!
Nah...dust off the Big Dripper.
Man, if this had happened to me when I was married my wife woulda killed me, no questions asked. Can you imagine? You walk into the bathroom to take a late night pee. There’s a naked woman in the bathtub. You’re like, “hey honey, you’ll never guess what’s in the bathroom, come take a look. Musta just snuck in through the doggie door.”
Well, if it was me, I’d be dead. I couldn’t get away with nothing.
Oh, BTW. Not Guilty!
Well, you know what they say about crazy women...
Ya, hopped up on crank, spice, or somethin’ more than likely. Who crawls through a stranger’s dog door and takes a bath? Seriously, that right there is a big ol’ red flag.
Plants herself in the bathtub?
Grew into a Blooming Idiot, no ?!?!?
I don’t understand. So, she was an undocumented resident of the house. Shouldn’t she get to stay in the bathtub until she gets her paperwork in order, and then shouldn’t she be added to the title to the house? Otherwise she is like a slave, a second-class house-inhabitant, without the full rights of all the other house-dwellers.
It isn’t fair that some people get to use a house just because they bought it, paid for it, and have maintained it. Others less fortunate also want nice houses.
Actually, I was thinking we should launch an “Occupy Marco Rubio’s House” party, where we all crash his house and lawn, and take up residence, and ask him to give us non-amnesty.
Also, the story notes that these people have a doggy-door, but no dog.
Why would ANYBODY who doesn’t actually have an animal NOT solidly secure any “doggy-door” they have, to keep stray animals or midgets from wandering into their house?
I’m not that security-sensitive, but I’m sure I’d have nailed any such doggy-doors shut if I had one.
Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed....
Damn! Where’s the eye bleach...!
That'd be the guy holding Joe Biden's leash. Unfortunately, it's the rest of us getting the bath....
Yes, I post her photo on FR periodically to get my stock price to go up! The stock has been going down today. I may be forced to post further photos....
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