“God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.”
- Hackers (1995) – Kate Libby (Angelina Jolie)
Funny, but her premise is dubious which means her conclusion is totally wrong.
No, I am not admitting that was me at that cocktail party. I still maintain my innocence in that evening's notorious events.
“I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people.”
- Zelig (1983) – Leonard Zelig (Woody Allen)