He's our next President.
Posted on 05/02/2013 1:13:27 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — A man in Daytona Beach called police from a 7-Eleven convenience store, and when an officer arrived at the scene, Daylen Holloman, 20, would not explain why he called authorities, according to an arrest report.
The report states that Holloman was taken outside and the officer asked him several questions, including "What's going on?" "Who are you?" "Where are you from?" He replied, "I don't know" to all of the questions, except one.
When the officer asked Holloman, "What do you know?" he replied, "I know I'm a monkey." The officer then said Holloman removed his clothing to prove to the officer he was a monkey, and not human, since the officer stated that humans wear clothes.
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He's our next President.
It does, now that you mention it!
Not quite as interesting as the guy a week ago who wanted the police to cut off his penis, and then changed his mind and told them to NOT cut off his penis.
Police live for that sort of thing.
“Are you sure? We could chop that thing off in two-two’s, no problem! And since you DID ask us to chop it off, we could just say that we didn’t hear your right when you told us NOT to. Really, it’s no big deal. Snicker-snack!”
Why did he talk, monkeys cannot.
Just so he didn’t spank the monkey...
put him in a cage at the zoo and feed him bananas
....problem solved!
If Obama had a son ...
Guy was aping to be a chumpanzie
Shirtless at the 7-Eleven in Floriduh
Bath salts
Lucky he wasn’t shot in the fracas.
Don’t you monkey with the monkey...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo
4/23 - Orlando, FL: Woman crawls into random home through doggie door. Homeowners come home and find her nude in the bathtub asking to use the phone.
4/24 - Daytona Beach, FL: Woman says she is God and lights a gas station on fire.
4/26 - Gainesville, FL: Man takes his clothes off in front of cops and asks them to cut his penis off. Tasered 6 times with no effects.
Boy, you’re sure right. I think I lasted 3 weeks. And on the graveyard shift you will see some freaks.
“Florida.” Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
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