[DogByte6RER]

Iranian earthquake prevention kit

[ottbmare]

Oh, noes! Was that my fault? I’m so sorry. Need to stop doing that. Damn, I’ll go put an ugly sweater on. Apologies!

[mylife]

The Godz~ Snakin' and Shakin'

[SunkenCiv]

For imams, even a goat will do the trick.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Muzzies never say anything that is based in reality. For example, why don’t they something like “Women who drive cars will always crash.” You know, something everybody knows to be true.

[Revolting cat!]

The curse doesn't apply to men.

[Paladin2]

Well....., I see deep valleys moving around and nearby mountains quaking, so it must be so.

[RockyMtnMan]

Only in my pants.

[randita]

[central_va]

[GenXteacher]

Covered up, but still causing tremors, therefore, Islam is bunk:

[lonestar]

I think earthquakes are caused by men throwing rocks in the street!

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

[stuartcr]

There should be lots of earthquakes in Miami

[Vendome]

 

[TribalPrincess2U]

that women who do not dress in dignified manner?

From what we hear almost daily, I doubt that wearing a trash bag would even stop scum from raping.

[metmom]

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told the country's media that women who do not dress in dignified manner "lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society".

Yup. Those muslim men are nothing but a bunch of animals with no self-control whatsoever.

It's all the women's fault. The men can't help it if they can't control themselves.

Islam is the scourge of the earth.

[jonrick46]

Perhaps one of Amanutjob’s Russian female nuclear scientist wore a low cut dress down in the nuclear processing facility. Perhaps one of his male nuclear scientist was distracted and pushed the wrong button. Bosom! Bosom!. . . . . Boom!!!

. . . . . . . Earthquake!

[cunning_fish]