I know, Stu. You lost it from the moment I said Faux Trek. Step back, take a breath, go listen to some Donna Summer. Ponder the concept that not everyone worships JJ Abrams and his megaturd drop like you do. You're way too emotionally attached to those poseurs. Chill, bra. Toodles.
You don't need to worship Abrams to realize his Trek movies are far superior in most objectively measurable categories to all previous Trek movies. I know this gets you all worked up but life is like that sometimes.
No losing it. You’re hilarious. Every post is minutes of laughter. But it’s uncool of me to get all this laughter from you and not give any back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17xMZni3zw4