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Woman Injured by Moose Near Grand Lake Prompts Warnings
Denver Post | 06/06/2013

Posted on 06/06/2013 3:47:08 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: CitizenM
The President’s wife should stay out of Grand Lake when she is visiting during moose mating season.

May I suggest a correction.

The moose should stay out of Grand Lake when the FLOTUS (pronounced "flātus" by mating moose) is visiting during moose mating season.

21 posted on 06/06/2013 5:06:37 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
If you’d like to be on or off this Outdoors/Rural/wildlife/hunting/hiking/backpacking/National Parks/animals list please FR mail me. And ping me is you see articles of interest.

I'm glad she's OK, but things happen if you walk your dog within 10 feet of a moose and her calf. I can't believe they euthanized them both out of "caution".

22 posted on 06/06/2013 5:17:57 PM PDT by SJackson (The Pilgrims—Doing the jobs Native Americans wouldn’t do !)
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To: nickcarraway

Among U.S. Troops in Japan in the late 50s and early 60s, a slang term for a Japanese woman was “moose”.


23 posted on 06/06/2013 5:25:41 PM PDT by Tucker39
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To: RoosterRedux

How about the following headline:

“First Flatulent Seen in Grand Lake during mating season”


24 posted on 06/06/2013 5:26:41 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: bunkerhill7

To # 4: Another old version:

Book: “Antlers in the treetops by Who Goosed a Moose”

Came after the other best seller, “Yellow Stream by I Pee Daily”

Others probably cannot be printed here.


25 posted on 06/06/2013 5:28:39 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
“First Flatulent Seen in Grand Lake during mating season”

In other news, there is a popular movement to provide local area moose with gas masks. Contact the Grand Lake Humane Society to make your contribution.

26 posted on 06/06/2013 5:30:07 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: nickcarraway

All your moose are belong to us.


27 posted on 06/06/2013 5:35:41 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Tucker39

This was short for “moos-a-mai” Japanese for “Sweet Heart”.


28 posted on 06/06/2013 5:36:44 PM PDT by TaMoDee ( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2013! Geaux, Pack, Geaux!)
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To: Repeat Offender
Did she stune her Beeber?

stunned-Beiber

He looks pretty stuned to me.

29 posted on 06/06/2013 7:08:19 PM PDT by N-R-T (Non-Recognizable Target)
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To: nickcarraway

Darn. The woman and her dog had NO excuse for being so near to a mother moose and her baby. And then they put the MOOSE and her BABY to death because of the stupidity of this woman. I hope she is consumed by guilt at the tragedy she caused. Dumb b*tch.


30 posted on 06/06/2013 9:48:47 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: nickcarraway

Sounds nasti.


31 posted on 06/06/2013 9:51:03 PM PDT by Redcloak (Winter is coming.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
"This is hugh"

No, This is Hugh:


32 posted on 06/06/2013 9:54:24 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: nickcarraway

Celina, Ohio got moose?


33 posted on 06/07/2013 1:07:17 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
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To: DCBryan1

A moose once actually bit my niece. She lives in Anchorage.

The cow was teling the woman to make that yappie pissant dog shut up.


34 posted on 06/07/2013 4:49:29 AM PDT by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 .....Lerner must be tried and executed..... crime against the Republic)
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To: SJackson

The cow was probably giving the woman the moose equivalent of a good push which means, “Stay away from my baby.” That’s like getting the death penalty for an assault charge.


35 posted on 06/07/2013 6:27:07 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: TaMoDee

Thanks for that. Between 1961 and today, my Nippon has gotten a bit rusty.

Although I don’t recall having an occasion to use it in a true sense, I do recall that “Watashi-wa anata-o ai-shimus” means I LOVE YOU.

I also will never forget the title and opening/closing slogan of a popular radio program on FEN (Far East Network). “Nippon-wa tanoshin-de kudasai” which translates to ENJOY JAPAN.

Omedito gozaimus.


36 posted on 06/07/2013 9:01:32 PM PDT by Tucker39
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