Her last name’s not Trafficant by any chance is it?
Live long and prosper, Laura. But for dickensake, leave the stupid candy sprinkles off next time, won’tcha?
Reminds me of when our nephew was visiting years ago. It was his 14th birthday so we went to the store and found a wonderful cake someone had ordered for a girl named Shirley. They hadn’t picked it up so we bought it half price.
Another time we had a house guest (a rather weird musician who wanted everyone to call him Sick) so I made him a cat box cake. Google that.