Posted on 06/21/2013 5:43:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Catholic Heart Attack
You don’t have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!!
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to.
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”
He replied, “No money in the bank.”
“Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun.
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
Hose A and Hose B.
Well ... certifiable, maybe ;-)
[Burst out laughing]
OMGoodness! That is amazing!
Angry birds? LOL! Alfred does not look impressed. ;-)
What is she talking about?
For goodness sake, she has two cinnamon rolls stuck on the sides of her head.
She’s right up there with the Disney characters.
Bossy girl, isn’t she!
I understand her completely. I don’t think I’d take too well to being purchased by Disney.
Aw, I guess she deserves a little sympathy in that case.
Hey, are you saying that Disney bought the Star Wars franchise?
Cool.
Now THAT's just SCARY.
Oh, L! I forgot about that. What a disaster!
Jarjar Binks dancing to Chewbacca’s singing. I shudder...
Who are those alien creatures?
Is that Justin Bieber? Selena Gomez? Zac (gack) Efron?
More shudders! Unnngh!
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