The Rude Man of Cerne

http://www.amusingplanet.com/ ^ | June 20, 2013 | Kaushik

[BO Stinkss]

Rude man? Looks like a proud man to me.

[tpmintx]

The ultimate crop circle.

[ConorMacNessa]

Paging Erik Von Daniken!

[MHGinTN]

The locals must think a lot of the image ... in four hundred years you would think the grass would have over-grown the chalk cut outs, so someone is ‘maintaining’ the image.

[tumblindice]

This calls for a rude limerick.

[rlmorel]

I once saw The Rude Man of Cerne
With a look that was suitably stern
Said “Look at his head!’
“Not that one!” I said
And she said “I’m waiting my turn!”

[teeman8r]

there was a rude man from cerne
who’s nipples were crooked we’d learn
his head was so small,
his phallus so tall,
his club didn’t quite earn the term.

[teeman8r]

better than mine lol

[tumblindice]

A rude dude who was hung like a horse
Is first choice with the ladies, of course.
..They long for a dong
..That can bong a huge gong
So this dude is the choice they endorse.

[Revolting cat!]

The Rude Man of Cerne
On hillside was burned
Without a shirt
Carved into dirt
But where it counted was firm

[fivecatsandadog]

yurs gets my vote.

5cats

[tumblindice]

Thank you. Thank you very much.
Stiff competition, wery stiff indeed.
But I’m ‘umbled by this award of an excited little gold-plated man from the academy of people titillated by the use of the word ‘dong’.
Rudely yours,
‘umbleddice

[fish hawk]

 We went to the Rude Man of Cerne
Great lust in our minds it did churn
the women would gawk
"see, it is only chalk, 
'twas hardly worth waiting our turn."

[AnAmericanMother]

He's quite recent -- much too realistic (e.g. feet are shown in a 3/4 view).

This is what a real Bronze Age chalk outline looks like:

White Horse of Uffington

"For the White Horse knew England,
When there was none to know.
He saw the first oar break or bend,
He saw heaven fall and the world end,
O God, how long ago."

- G.K. Chesterton

[foxpro2]

inappropriately erect phallus

Who decides these things?

[rlmorel]

No matter...you always get points for attempting!

[rlmorel]

Heh, not bad, not bad at all RC...:)

[rlmorel]

LOL, see what you started?

[FroggyTheGremlim]

It’s Bill Clinton!

[Manic_Episode]

There once was a man from Cerne
For the love of a woman he did yearn
He said "Hubba hubba
My name is Bubba
Where can I find an intern?"