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Russian Mafia Gravestones Are Completely Insane
deathandtaxes ^ | Alex Moore

Posted on 06/21/2013 2:21:07 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Shortly after the Soviet Union was officially dissolved on December 26, 1991, Russia’s doors opened to private enterprise in an explosion of capitalist activity. Fresh money flowed in to the country, of course still tightly regulated by a still highly controlling government. As such, most of the money tended to pool within the government. Since the Russian mafia and the Russian government were basically the same thing, the mob grew very rich, very quickly. And when there’s new money flowing through the mafia, people start dying.

The mid 1990s unleashed a full-scale mafia war. A former FBI director once called the Russian mafia the greatest threat to U.S. national security in the mid 90s. Flush with cash and muscle to flex, the mob started a new trend of building idols to their fallen crew in the form of some of the ritziest gravestones imaginable.

Oddity Central points out that from Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine, to Yekaterinburg, Russia, the styles were much the same—gaudy, highly detailed, featuring cars, booze—sometimes booze on cars. And apparently Mercedes was the car of choice for the Russian mob in the mid 90s. Check out a few below.


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1 posted on 06/21/2013 2:21:07 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

It kind of makes sense that gaudy memorials would have been in vogue in the 1990’s given that before the fall of the USSR the memorials to the communist gangsters were typically garish obscenties, too.


2 posted on 06/21/2013 2:24:16 PM PDT by MeganC (A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll never need one again.)
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Good observation.

Those are really something!


3 posted on 06/21/2013 2:25:54 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Does Bill have a job yet?)
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Very detailed nice work I guess if one has the money.


4 posted on 06/21/2013 2:28:46 PM PDT by riverrunner
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I think they’re laser-carved with computer controls, like a gravestone version of a high-end embroidering sewing machine.

I see the same kind of work in cemeteries here, although not as big, and usually not portraits of the deceased.


5 posted on 06/21/2013 2:30:36 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Does Bill have a job yet?)
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To: Tax-chick

You can’t take it with you.


6 posted on 06/21/2013 2:31:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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But you can let people know you had it!


7 posted on 06/21/2013 2:31:54 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Does Bill have a job yet?)
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To: nickcarraway

ya know, seeing these obelisks rising toward the sky, I can’t help but think of the album cover of “Who’s Next.” Of course, that might prove to be quite unhealthy.


8 posted on 06/21/2013 2:32:00 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Unindicted Co-conspirators: The Mainstream Media)
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To: Tax-chick

Ozymanida by P.B. Shelley

Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: `Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear —
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.’


9 posted on 06/21/2013 2:32:22 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Tax-chick

Ozymanida by P.B. Shelley

Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: `Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear —
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.’


10 posted on 06/21/2013 2:32:22 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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11 posted on 06/21/2013 2:37:36 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: nickcarraway

Washington Cemetery in Brooklyn NY has all this and more. Check it out if you are in the neighborhood.


12 posted on 06/21/2013 2:50:46 PM PDT by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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Is it just me or does this one look like a fat GW Bush?

13 posted on 06/21/2013 3:11:41 PM PDT by RobertClark (My shrink just killed himself - he blamed me in his note!)
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So when this guy croaks, will this be on his gravestone?


14 posted on 06/21/2013 3:13:10 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: nickcarraway

gag me.


15 posted on 06/21/2013 3:16:15 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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To: schm0e

with a gravestone.


16 posted on 06/21/2013 3:16:28 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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To: nickcarraway
what... no guns and fists full of money???
17 posted on 06/21/2013 3:19:37 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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What is with Russians and worshiping the dead?


18 posted on 06/21/2013 4:27:33 PM PDT by Impy (Bring back the spoils system.)
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To: nickcarraway

IIRC, Al Capone’s is an obelisk with “CAPONE” on the base. Somebody was letting neatly trimmed bushes grow around the base, obscuring the name.


19 posted on 06/21/2013 4:29:35 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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