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To: Young Werther

Don’t forget the can opener detector, tuna sensor, etc.


25 posted on 07/02/2013 9:03:30 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I was going to suggest a subsequent headline/first lines of article after they do studies on seeing eye cats:

“Study Confirms Having a Seeing Eye Cat Leads to an Increase in Number of Can Opener Encounters”

Scientific study of seeing eye cats has proven that those reliant on seeing eye cats have a dailiy 800 percent increase in encounters with can openers. It has not yet been determined whether or not this is a random occurrence...


26 posted on 07/02/2013 11:50:23 PM PDT by green pastures (Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

.. and thefreezer door closing. Early in our relationship I allowed my cat Sassie to lick my popsicle. She used to sit on top of the couch by by left ear. I offered her a lcik of my popsicle and for the next 16 years she would come a runnin when she heard fridge door close.


29 posted on 07/03/2013 4:17:48 AM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar said "Quae cum ita sunt. Since these things are so.".)
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