Couple Asks Random Starbucks Customers To Name Their Unborn Child

The Consumerist ^ | July 2, 2013 | Laura Northrup

[Slings and Arrows]

Understood. I have three cats named Damnit.

[Conspiracy Guy]

That makes it easy to call them. As if they would come when you call them.

[verga]

My dog is named “Stay”.

So when you say "come, stay" he moves like what an inch?

[Conspiracy Guy]

Exactly. But I stole that from Steven Wright.

[ThomasThomas]

Why all the negative remarks? If a couple here posted they were not able to decide what to name their baby and picked two good names, would we be saying the same thing about them. The weren’t considering “Sky Blue April Morning” or Dawdle. It wasn’t a hyphenated last name. I have know normal people with both names. I have know couples who have sought outside input because of the same reason. The worst thing they did is choose a Starbucks. The matching tattoos are no on their foreheads so they are employable. They are a man and a woman. No hint in the story that they are on any goverment support. I bet their kid regardless of name would be a better president than Obama.

[verga]

I thought that line sounded familiar

[Conspiracy Guy]

I steal sometimes but I don’t lie about it. ; )