So you have determined (based on nothing) that EVERYONE sleeps in church. You are a sloganeer kook. Probably a LIEbertarian.
It’s based on the thousands of people I’ve known, all over the country, who I’ve shared churches with.
God is just, and if you’re not lying about it now, you’ll fall asleep in church someday and then you can climb down off your high horse and dwell on Earth with the rest of us flawed human beings.
Until then, I hope that you don’t require any grace and forgiveness from the people who are unfortunate enough to know you.