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'Suspicious' liquid at Guntersville Post Office determined to be K-Y Intense Arousal Gel
AL.COM ^ | July 11, 2013 at 10:44 AM | Kelly Kazek

Posted on 07/11/2013 4:45:00 PM PDT by SonnyBubba

GUNTERSVILLE, Alabama - A liquid believed to have made two Guntersville postal workers ill Tuesday was determined to be K-Y Intense Arousal Gel that leaked from packages addressed to someone in the entertainment industry, an inspector said.

The liquid, which authorities said after initial tests Tuesday was likely non-hazardous methanol, has ingredients to "intensify sensation," including propylene glycol.

The post office was evacuated at about 9 a.m. and two workers were taken to the hospital after coming into contact with the liquid that spilled from a package.

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1 posted on 07/11/2013 4:45:00 PM PDT by SonnyBubba
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To: SonnyBubba

Why am I not surprised that two retarded mail carriers swooned over exposure to this horrible chemical?


2 posted on 07/11/2013 4:45:50 PM PDT by dinodino
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To: SonnyBubba
Gotta be a good joke here. I'm sure my perve Freepers won't disappoint me.
3 posted on 07/11/2013 4:46:18 PM PDT by SonnyBubba
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To: dinodino

Anything to get out of “working”.


4 posted on 07/11/2013 4:47:02 PM PDT by mgstarr ("Some of us drink because we're not poets." Arthur (1981))
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To: SonnyBubba

were taken to the hospital

Give me a break, union workers looking for time off?? go wash the stuff off and get back to work.


5 posted on 07/11/2013 4:49:04 PM PDT by bikerman (Obama! if his lips are moving he's lying.)
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To: SonnyBubba

Someone in Hollywood needs artificial sexual stimulation!? Really ?


6 posted on 07/11/2013 4:49:49 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((S)
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To: SonnyBubba

If an erections lasts through rain, sleet and snow, contact emergency services immediately.


7 posted on 07/11/2013 4:52:08 PM PDT by deadrock (I am someone else.)
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To: SonnyBubba; SortaBichy

“Back in the day” that stuff used to be known as ‘Emotion Lotion’....


8 posted on 07/11/2013 4:52:50 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Piffle....)
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To: SonnyBubba

Gives new meaning to package size.


9 posted on 07/11/2013 4:55:29 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: SonnyBubba
Looks like a real turnon


10 posted on 07/11/2013 4:56:01 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: dinodino

Well they got screwed.


11 posted on 07/11/2013 4:56:01 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If global warming exists I hope it is strong enough to reverse the Big Government snowball)
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To: SonnyBubba

Terror by orgasm?


12 posted on 07/11/2013 4:56:48 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (I don't always vote, but when I do, I SURE AS HELL DON'T VOTE DEMOCRAT!)
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To: SonnyBubba
...K-Y Intense Arousal Gel that leaked from packages addressed to someone in the entertainment industry, an inspector said.

I'll bet that entertainer will say something like Austin Powers, as "That's not mine, baby!"


13 posted on 07/11/2013 4:57:13 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: SonnyBubba

Gotta be a good joke here. I’m sure my perve Freepers won’t disappoint me.
= = = = = = = =
Yeah, gotta be some ‘smut’ in there someplace...
Can’t mention sexual stimulant, swoon, intensify sensation, come in contact with all in same sentence without ‘kinda’ snickering.....


14 posted on 07/11/2013 4:59:43 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --Inside every 'older' man there is a 'younger' man wondering "WTF happened")
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To: SonnyBubba

Even in tiny amounts , this stuff is supposed to make your skin feel hot and tingly.

If I spilled lots of it on myself and didn’t know what it was, I’d probably get checked out too.


15 posted on 07/11/2013 5:00:47 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: SonnyBubba

dit,ent read it butt sighn me up


16 posted on 07/11/2013 5:01:33 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: SonnyBubba

I associate KY jelly with a prostate exam. There is nothing arousing about that.


17 posted on 07/11/2013 5:02:07 PM PDT by forgotten man
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To: SonnyBubba

I guess they couldn’t handle intense arousal.


18 posted on 07/11/2013 5:05:30 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: SonnyBubba

"Guntersville??? They sent my shipment to Guntersville? It's those damn Wepubwicans again, I know it!"


19 posted on 07/11/2013 5:06:45 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: SonnyBubba

When fun is outlawed, only outlaws will have fun.


20 posted on 07/11/2013 5:12:39 PM PDT by elkfersupper ( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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To: SonnyBubba

So, my order from Adam Eve will be delayed??? Do you think they’ll re-ship for free?


21 posted on 07/11/2013 5:14:34 PM PDT by RobertClark (My shrink just killed himself - he blamed me in his note!)
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To: Alas Babylon!

22 posted on 07/11/2013 5:15:37 PM PDT by goron (If this be treason, make the most of it! - Patrick Henry)
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To: SonnyBubba

both mail carriers had to leave early on account they were horny.


23 posted on 07/11/2013 5:17:23 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: SonnyBubba
This guy......will be your huckleberry.
24 posted on 07/11/2013 5:17:25 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: SonnyBubba

At a post office? That is suspicious.


25 posted on 07/11/2013 5:20:42 PM PDT by DannyTN (h)
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To: SonnyBubba
K-Y Intense Arousal Gel that leaked from packages addressed to someone in the entertainment industry...

Chrissie Matthews is trying to get his 'tingle' back.

26 posted on 07/11/2013 5:23:09 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Arguing with a marxist is like playing Chess with a Pigeon.)
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To: SonnyBubba

You’re not supposed to eat the stuff.


27 posted on 07/11/2013 5:36:12 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: SonnyBubba
“propylene glycol” (Rodney Dangerfield voice) “My wife's so frigid I gotta use antifreeze when we make love”.
28 posted on 07/11/2013 5:40:31 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (I'm so conservative I won't even wear progressive bifocals.)
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29 posted on 07/11/2013 5:41:27 PM PDT by RedMDer (When immigrants cannot or will not assimilate, its really just an invasion. Throw them out!)
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To: dinodino

From what I know of the area, postal workers in Guntersville are quite likely good conservatives, maybe military vets.


30 posted on 07/11/2013 5:44:54 PM PDT by Colonel Kangaroo
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To: xrmusn; SonnyBubba

You guys are on a slippery slope to Hell by encouraging perve comments. Heh, heh


31 posted on 07/11/2013 5:57:17 PM PDT by wildbill
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To: SonnyBubba

thank goodness it wasnt anal bleaching cream


32 posted on 07/11/2013 6:08:44 PM PDT by bigheadfred (barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

Why would you assume that government mail carriers are conservatives? I assume the opposite. Postal “workers” don’t.


33 posted on 07/11/2013 6:16:53 PM PDT by dinodino
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To: SonnyBubba
Gotta be a good joke here. I'm sure my perve Freepers won't disappoint me.

33 posts and nobody has said "I wonder what aroused their suspicion?"

34 posted on 07/11/2013 6:19:55 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: CrazyIvan
“propylene glycol” (Rodney Dangerfield voice) “My wife's so frigid I gotta use antifreeze when we make love”.

I don't care who you are, that's funny!

35 posted on 07/11/2013 6:21:47 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: dinodino
Postal workers are a reflection of the community they belong to. Conservative communities have a conservative postal workforce.

And I don't agree with the statement about postal workers not working. Those mail bags and parcels do not sprout wings and fly themselves. Except for farm work in my youth, the midnight shift at a general mail facility as a young man was the physically hardest job of my life.

36 posted on 07/11/2013 6:27:41 PM PDT by Colonel Kangaroo
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To: SonnyBubba
The packages were addressed to someone in the entertainment industry, although that person's name was not released,

Oh my.... so many possibilities!

37 posted on 07/11/2013 6:34:34 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: goron
One of the funniest radio crank calls I've ever heard was Gary Burbank on WLW doing his Gilbert Gnarley character calling the KY Jelly manufacturer thanking them for their product with its "neutral flavor" on his toast. Hillarity ensued when the callee realized he was talking about eating it.
38 posted on 07/11/2013 6:44:31 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (This message has been recorded but not approved by Obama's StasiNet. Read it at your peril.)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

Well, I can tell you that I live in a very conservative city and we also have one of the worst PO in the country. That is not my opinion—it was told to me by a postal supervisor in the course of an investigation of parcels stolen from my business.

There may well be a few hard-working and conservative individuals in the PO, but they are few and far between. The USPS should be shut down.


39 posted on 07/11/2013 6:57:20 PM PDT by dinodino
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To: SonnyBubba

The postman always delivers


40 posted on 07/11/2013 6:58:29 PM PDT by whose we?
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To: dinodino

I’ll admit, it’s been a generation since my days in a postal GMF. Other things besides the post office have deteriorated since Reagan’s first term.


41 posted on 07/11/2013 7:16:11 PM PDT by Colonel Kangaroo
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To: dinodino

It says right on the package “for external use only’..........


42 posted on 07/11/2013 7:26:55 PM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: SonnyBubba

Guntersville, a predominately heterosexual community, is about 40 miles up the road from me. I am sure their intentions were purely honorable!!! LOL!!!


43 posted on 07/11/2013 8:13:50 PM PDT by RatRipper (Self-centeredness, greed, envy, deceit and lawless corruption has killed this once great nation.)
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To: KarlInOhio

I wish I had a link to that audio!


44 posted on 07/11/2013 11:00:30 PM PDT by goron (If this be treason, make the most of it! - Patrick Henry)
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