Skip to comments.'Suspicious' liquid at Guntersville Post Office determined to be K-Y Intense Arousal Gel
Posted on 07/11/2013 4:45:00 PM PDT by SonnyBubba
GUNTERSVILLE, Alabama - A liquid believed to have made two Guntersville postal workers ill Tuesday was determined to be K-Y Intense Arousal Gel that leaked from packages addressed to someone in the entertainment industry, an inspector said.
The liquid, which authorities said after initial tests Tuesday was likely non-hazardous methanol, has ingredients to "intensify sensation," including propylene glycol.
The post office was evacuated at about 9 a.m. and two workers were taken to the hospital after coming into contact with the liquid that spilled from a package.
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Why am I not surprised that two retarded mail carriers swooned over exposure to this horrible chemical?
Anything to get out of “working”.
were taken to the hospital
Give me a break, union workers looking for time off?? go wash the stuff off and get back to work.
Someone in Hollywood needs artificial sexual stimulation!? Really ?
If an erections lasts through rain, sleet and snow, contact emergency services immediately.
“Back in the day” that stuff used to be known as ‘Emotion Lotion’....
Gives new meaning to package size.
Well they got screwed.
Terror by orgasm?
I'll bet that entertainer will say something like Austin Powers, as "That's not mine, baby!"
Gotta be a good joke here. I’m sure my perve Freepers won’t disappoint me.
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Yeah, gotta be some ‘smut’ in there someplace...
Can’t mention sexual stimulant, swoon, intensify sensation, come in contact with all in same sentence without ‘kinda’ snickering.....
Even in tiny amounts , this stuff is supposed to make your skin feel hot and tingly.
If I spilled lots of it on myself and didn’t know what it was, I’d probably get checked out too.
dit,ent read it butt sighn me up
I associate KY jelly with a prostate exam. There is nothing arousing about that.
I guess they couldn’t handle intense arousal.
When fun is outlawed, only outlaws will have fun.
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