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'Suspicious' liquid at Guntersville Post Office determined to be K-Y Intense Arousal Gel
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| July 11, 2013 at 10:44 AM
| Kelly Kazek
Posted on 07/11/2013 4:45:00 PM PDT by SonnyBubba
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To: SonnyBubba
Why am I not surprised that two retarded mail carriers swooned over exposure to this horrible chemical?
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posted on
07/11/2013 4:45:50 PM PDT
by
dinodino
To: SonnyBubba
Gotta be a good joke here. I'm sure my perve Freepers won't disappoint me.
To: dinodino
Anything to get out of “working”.
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posted on
07/11/2013 4:47:02 PM PDT
by
mgstarr
("Some of us drink because we're not poets." Arthur (1981))
To: SonnyBubba
were taken to the hospital
Give me a break, union workers looking for time off?? go wash the stuff off and get back to work.
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posted on
07/11/2013 4:49:04 PM PDT
by
bikerman
(Obama! if his lips are moving he's lying.)
To: SonnyBubba
Someone in Hollywood needs artificial sexual stimulation!? Really ?
To: SonnyBubba
If an erections lasts through rain, sleet and snow, contact emergency services immediately.
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posted on
07/11/2013 4:52:08 PM PDT
by
deadrock
(I am someone else.)
To: SonnyBubba; SortaBichy
“Back in the day” that stuff used to be known as ‘Emotion Lotion’....
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posted on
07/11/2013 4:52:50 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Piffle....)
To: SonnyBubba
Gives new meaning to package size.
To: SonnyBubba
Looks like a real turnon
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posted on
07/11/2013 4:56:01 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: dinodino
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posted on
07/11/2013 4:56:01 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If global warming exists I hope it is strong enough to reverse the Big Government snowball)
To: SonnyBubba
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posted on
07/11/2013 4:56:48 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(I don't always vote, but when I do, I SURE AS HELL DON'T VOTE DEMOCRAT!)
To: SonnyBubba
...K-Y Intense Arousal Gel that leaked from packages addressed to someone in the entertainment industry, an inspector said. I'll bet that entertainer will say something like Austin Powers, as "That's not mine, baby!"
To: SonnyBubba
Gotta be a good joke here. I’m sure my perve Freepers won’t disappoint me.
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Yeah, gotta be some ‘smut’ in there someplace...
Can’t mention sexual stimulant, swoon, intensify sensation, come in contact with all in same sentence without ‘kinda’ snickering.....
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posted on
07/11/2013 4:59:43 PM PDT
by
xrmusn
(6/98 --Inside every 'older' man there is a 'younger' man wondering "WTF happened")
To: SonnyBubba
Even in tiny amounts , this stuff is supposed to make your skin feel hot and tingly.
If I spilled lots of it on myself and didn’t know what it was, I’d probably get checked out too.
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posted on
07/11/2013 5:00:47 PM PDT
by
varyouga
To: SonnyBubba
dit,ent read it butt sighn me up
To: SonnyBubba
I associate KY jelly with a prostate exam. There is nothing arousing about that.
To: SonnyBubba
I guess they couldn’t handle intense arousal.
To: SonnyBubba
"Guntersville??? They sent my shipment to Guntersville? It's those damn Wepubwicans again, I know it!"
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posted on
07/11/2013 5:06:45 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
To: SonnyBubba
When fun is outlawed, only outlaws will have fun.
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posted on
07/11/2013 5:12:39 PM PDT
by
elkfersupper
( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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