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How Should We Respond When Humans and Sharks Collide? (3 Ways You Avoid Shark Bites)
National Geographic ^ | July 4, 2013 | Emily Shenk

Posted on 07/13/2013 7:00:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 07/13/2013 7:00:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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This does not address sharknados though.


2 posted on 07/13/2013 7:04:27 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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Make sure you are friends with a Jet.


3 posted on 07/13/2013 7:08:08 PM PDT by christx30 (Freedom above all.)
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Three ways? I know one foolproof way, don’t swim in the ocean. Everything else is a calculated risk.


4 posted on 07/13/2013 7:08:51 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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Rule #1: Get a bigger boat.


5 posted on 07/13/2013 7:13:43 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (I'm so conservative I won't even wear progressive bifocals.)
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Sharknado!

Nuff said.


6 posted on 07/13/2013 7:17:27 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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You can find fossilized shark teeth around the great lakes in some spots.


7 posted on 07/13/2013 7:18:46 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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Or the 2 headed shark attack!


8 posted on 07/13/2013 7:21:35 PM PDT by chae (I was anti-Obama before it was cool)
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I found one when I was a kid in Colorado, which used to be the beach area of the Gulf of Mexico.


9 posted on 07/13/2013 7:24:39 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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Shhh! Don't tell Barry nuthin.


10 posted on 07/13/2013 7:27:35 PM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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Mums the word.


11 posted on 07/13/2013 7:28:14 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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how do you deal with “SHARKNADO!”?????????????

“When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air.”

http://screencrush.com/sharknado/


12 posted on 07/13/2013 7:30:06 PM PDT by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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When I was a kid we used to go to a A provincial park called Ipperwash on Lake Huron in Canada that had all kinds of fossil teeth and little bivalve shells.

We can’t go there anymore because the Indians killed a cop and have occupied the place for 30 odd years.


13 posted on 07/13/2013 7:30:59 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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Very simple, do NOT swim with sharks.


14 posted on 07/13/2013 7:40:52 PM PDT by MasterGunner01
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Don’t wear “yum-yum yellow” either!


15 posted on 07/13/2013 7:59:58 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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How old are you??


16 posted on 07/13/2013 8:00:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Not old enough to have witnessed the entire fossilization process.


17 posted on 07/13/2013 8:02:55 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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This does not address sharknados though.

Yes it does, and I quote:

"First, I ask, 'What's the weather?'"...

Nuff said, cripplecreek, nuff said.

18 posted on 07/13/2013 8:03:01 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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I would respond with a lot of pee.


19 posted on 07/13/2013 8:03:16 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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I'm thinking about getting the lion fish rash guard.

Not sure if it would work but I guess it couldn't hurt.

20 posted on 07/13/2013 8:04:44 PM PDT by Godebert (No Person Except a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN!)
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