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Bat-wielding robber doesn't have enough ammo to knock over gun store
http://now.msn.com/ ^ | 07/26/2013 | n/a

Posted on 07/26/2013 8:51:54 PM PDT by massmike

You know what they say about bringing a knife to a gunfight? Same holds true for a baseball bat. So you had to wonder what Derrick Mosley was thinking when he walked into Discount Gun Sales in Beaverton, Ore., and allegedly tried to take a full discount on an unloaded handgun by smashing a display case. Cool as steel-core ammo, the manager reached for the nearest thing to defend himself. You don't suppose ... yes! A gun! Imagine! He ordered Mosley to the ground and police took it from there, though the manager was shaken enough to close for the day.

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TOPICS: Humor
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1 posted on 07/26/2013 8:51:54 PM PDT by massmike
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To: massmike

Like trying an armed robbery at a Cop bar ...


2 posted on 07/26/2013 8:55:41 PM PDT by doc1019 (Get our troops the hell out of the ME)
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To: massmike

http://www.koin.com/2013/07/25/would-be-robber-outgunned-by-gun-store-manager/


3 posted on 07/26/2013 8:56:31 PM PDT by massmike (At the heart of every Paul-bot argument is the fear that someone will keep them from their weed!)
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It would have been hilarious if the shop owner had hit him between the eyes with a fastball. A little “chin music”.


4 posted on 07/26/2013 9:00:58 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Amnesty. The DemocRATS' payback for the 2010 elections.)
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Robbing a gun store with a bat. Funny! The guy is smart enough to be a global warming research scientist.


5 posted on 07/26/2013 9:16:10 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Just wanted to say I hope you great NSA folks are enjoying my posts here.)
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To: massmike

OK, now: quien es mas pendejo? — the guy who tried to tried to rob the Taco Bell at the drive-up window with a knife a few months ago, or this guy?...Sheesh!


6 posted on 07/26/2013 10:28:34 PM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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The gun shop sign was in cursive.


7 posted on 07/26/2013 11:21:06 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: massmike
"if pResident O'Butplug had a son..."

8 posted on 07/26/2013 11:48:22 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :)
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If only the manager had been required to retreat - perp would have had gun/ammo/cash and everyone would be better off...


9 posted on 07/27/2013 4:09:30 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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