Posted on 07/27/2013 1:10:10 PM PDT by null and void
There are some real whoppers of extra-cheesy lines in it, too.
I’m wondering if I should start a live thread?
I will be occasionally watching for a minute or so — I’m living through the science channel’s “Joss Weekend” — watching old Dollhouse episodes right now.
Just watched the superfluous mystery thriller portion of the movie.
And stabbing people. Love that sharktapus.
It’s flooding here, and not the drains, the ocean!
Best fan title:
Sharnknado II: The Jawsy Shore...
Sharktopus was the perfect lead in. My teenage daughters and I are having a great time.
We thought the bar was a candidate for Bar Rescue.
That’s a tiger shark.
How do you know?
Shark week.
What are these people thinking?
Nothing.
It’s the greatest shark movie EVER. And it proves global warming is real!
It looks like it’s that time of the month...
LOL! You don’t need to order a pizza because SHARKNADO is so cheesy! Looking forward to seeing it again tonight.
Dispatch said 911 would be right over.
Wanna wait for them?
HELL no!
Naaaah. The Coney Island Aquarium has some new sharks coming in as exhibits. Little do they know that they are MUTANT sharks substituted for the original sharks by the Chicoms. They can live on land, too. They break out of their holding tanks and cause the Deno’s Wonder Wheel at the adjacent amusement park to start spinning, launching themselves into the air by the centrifugal force. They then form O’s of their bodies to roll to various places. They crawl up highrises to then launch on the hapless Brooklynites. They spread out to the 5 boroughs by various means, wreaking terror and havoc on the public. New Yorkers have become their buffet. Mayor Bloombutt gets up on a pulpit to address them, saying they are unhealthy to New Yorkers because they are biting them, swallowing them whole, their flesh contains too much salt, etc. A particularly large Great White leaps up and swallows Bloombutt in a single gulp. It then dies from the extreme toxicity of the mayor, but at least that b@@@tard is dead, too, freeing the city of a tyrant. Eventually, the various NYC gangs wage war on the sharks, because they want their hides for fancy boots and belts and stuff. Also, fear of sharks is keeping people indoors, which is bad for the drug biz. The libtard population of NYC is seriously reduced after the PETA, Green Party, and all the other tree huggers try to “reason” with the sharks, which only then attack the beseeching libs and eat them. Chris Christie, trying to appease the sharks from coming to NJ, provides a fine meal for several sharks. The final scene shows various gang members, NYPD, and armed members of the public blasting all the sharks to hell, while people cheer.
I don’t want to wait for them, and whatever you do, DON’T THROW ME UNDER THE BUS!!
Hmmm. You need to work in blaming the Joooooooooooos, and having Achmed blow them up with a suicide vest...
We’re gonna need a bigger helicopter...
And if the sharks think Bloombidiot is toxic, wait until they eat a Wiener! I bet they will Spitzer him out.
Amen. I love Tremors. But I also love cheap SyFy movies about sharktopusses and two headed sharks and lord help me, sharks in a tornado. How do they think up this stuff?
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