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SHARKNADO!
Vanity | 7/27/13 | nully

Posted on 07/27/2013 1:10:10 PM PDT by null and void

TODAY at 6:00 PST SyFy channel


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: cinema; films; movies
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We don't have to wait until the 22nd after all!
1 posted on 07/27/2013 1:10:10 PM PDT by null and void
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To: Perdogg; Aevery_Freeman; ShadowAce; Jack Hydrazine; Altariel; nuancey; Thorliveshere; ...

2 posted on 07/27/2013 1:10:25 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: null and void

Gird your dorsals!


3 posted on 07/27/2013 1:11:11 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: null and void

Going to have to be good to top the one about the sand sharks — that is, sharks who swim through the sand under the beach.


4 posted on 07/27/2013 1:11:22 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: null and void

This was on last month. It is being shown again tonight. Of course, if you had it on DVR, you could have watched it every night. :-)

I’m waiting for Sharknado 2. Yes. it is a thing.


5 posted on 07/27/2013 1:13:09 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: null and void

Sharknado, because they knew eventually “Shark week” would lose people’s interest.


6 posted on 07/27/2013 1:13:14 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: null and void

It was on last weekend!

Pretty good!!


7 posted on 07/27/2013 1:13:35 PM PDT by siamesecats (God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
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To: BenLurkin

They got that idea from an old Outer Limits episode with Adam West.


8 posted on 07/27/2013 1:16:12 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin
Swamp Shark now playing..........

Dey need dem boyz from da Swamp People ta hunt dat der shark. Nuttin but T & A an dumb chiks gettin eattin........an dat sheriff, he gonna get it.

9 posted on 07/27/2013 1:17:10 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (')
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To: BenLurkin

But now she feels like a remora
‘Cause the school’s still close at hand
Just behind the reef are the big white teeth
Of the sharks that can swim on the land

“Fins” - Jimmy Buffett

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNrM7DnYz4Y


10 posted on 07/27/2013 1:18:27 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps
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To: null and void
No doubt the Mossad planted sharks in tornadoes to cover for 9/11 ... and Bigfoot.

Oh, and aliens. The truth is out there.


11 posted on 07/27/2013 1:19:22 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: F15Eagle
I thought Buckwheat was supposed to be black.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

12 posted on 07/27/2013 1:35:34 PM PDT by wku man (Amnesty? No Way, Jose (No Se Puede!) by 10 Pound Test http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsTUQ8yOI2c)
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To: null and void
It starts as a waterspout off the coast....


13 posted on 07/27/2013 1:38:32 PM PDT by mikrofon (Sharkspout?)
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To: null and void

We just had a nasty little storm move through here. No sharks though.


14 posted on 07/27/2013 1:39:02 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: BenLurkin

***that is, sharks who swim through the sand under the beach.***

Nothing original. That plot was done years ago (1960s) on THE OUTER LIMITS, on another planet.


15 posted on 07/27/2013 1:40:00 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Dadburnit! Beat me to it!


16 posted on 07/27/2013 1:40:36 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

I saw it last week. I’ve seen it multiple times before, but I did watch it last week.


17 posted on 07/27/2013 1:42:44 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: null and void
Still can't touch this:


18 posted on 07/27/2013 1:44:22 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Which was a great episode. The two really don’t compare.


19 posted on 07/27/2013 1:47:45 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Hey!

I switched over at just the right time.


20 posted on 07/27/2013 1:49:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: null and void

There’s a “Shark-A-Thon” on.

“2-Headed Shark Attack” is on now. Previous movie was weird.


21 posted on 07/27/2013 2:03:30 PM PDT by carriage_hill
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To: null and void
I am watching Age of Dinosaurs (2013) via Neflix.

It is bad. Bad scripts. Bad acting. Bad responses by actors playing to the green screen.

It does have some recognizable faces: Treat Williams, Ronny Cox, Robert Pine. The story is about Jurassic creatures being cloned and, of course, get released into a city.

It is bad. Perfect for a slow Saturday afternoon.
22 posted on 07/27/2013 2:04:26 PM PDT by TomGuy (.)
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To: null and void
According to the Internet Movie Database, "When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace."

Has there ever been a stupider plot for a movie?

23 posted on 07/27/2013 2:15:27 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Secret Agent Man

Outer Limits — The Invisible Enemy — Adam West

Hulu.com

http://www.hulu.com/watch/155119


24 posted on 07/27/2013 2:17:45 PM PDT by TomGuy (.)
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To: BenLurkin

Check out “Snow Sharks.” A true classic.


25 posted on 07/27/2013 2:18:46 PM PDT by warchild9
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To: CharlesWayneCT

Sharknado 2 is going to have dinosaurs.

I can’t wait.


26 posted on 07/27/2013 2:19:19 PM PDT by warchild9
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To: TomGuy

I like the part in “Enemy” where Adam West, perched on a rock on his hands-and-knees, waggles his hinder like a puppy.


27 posted on 07/27/2013 2:20:56 PM PDT by warchild9
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To: Fiji Hill

Yes, but only on the SyFy channel...


28 posted on 07/27/2013 2:21:13 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: cripplecreek
No sharks though.

Oh, sure. That's what they all say before the music starts to go dun...dun...dundundunDUNDUNDUN!!

29 posted on 07/27/2013 2:23:33 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Fiji Hill
Has there ever been a stupider plot for a movie?

What? You’ve never saw Algore’s “An Inconvenient Truth”?

30 posted on 07/27/2013 2:26:09 PM PDT by MD Expat in PA
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To: null and void

Set those DVR’s.


31 posted on 07/27/2013 2:31:14 PM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: null and void

all sharks take notice

remember to chew your food before you swallow

no spoiler alert here
that’s all I’m sayin’.....


32 posted on 07/27/2013 3:01:31 PM PDT by silverleaf (Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
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To: Fiji Hill
Has there ever been a stupider plot for a movie?

think of it as an Ian Ziering/Tara Reid comeback opportunity
33 posted on 07/27/2013 3:03:42 PM PDT by silverleaf (Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
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To: FlJoePa

I love all the Tremors. The last one (that was the wild west prequel) was hilarious


34 posted on 07/27/2013 3:32:20 PM PDT by mykroar (China and Russia are playing chess while Obamas's playing 52 card pick-up.)
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To: null and void

35 posted on 07/27/2013 4:09:56 PM PDT by BushCountry (We Wanted a President That Listens to All Americans - Now We Have One!)
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To: Fiji Hill

We’ve had so much rain in northern Florida the last month it would not surprise me to find sharks driving taxis around town, with a curious curry breath.


36 posted on 07/27/2013 4:15:18 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: Fiji Hill

I take it you don’t watch the SyFy channel that much. They excel at presenting movies with ever-more-ridiculous plots.

But they are successful — successful enough that they can make a Sharknado 2.

I watched this when it was first on. It was, if possible, more ridiculous than the description. But it was oddly entertaining. Especially watching people get randomly chomped by bad CGI sharks.


37 posted on 07/27/2013 4:39:40 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: CharlesWayneCT

Laddie, we’re gonna need a bigger ... chainsaw!


38 posted on 07/27/2013 5:04:18 PM PDT by TomGuy (.)
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To: TomGuy

And if you have time before Sharknado, don’t miss “Sharktapus” — half shark, half octapus, have stupidity (maybe all stupidity).

“Trust me, There is no such thing as a Sharktapus”....
(octopus tentacle comes out of the water, crushes man)
Girl: “AAHAHHHHHHHH”


39 posted on 07/27/2013 5:15:00 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: CharlesWayneCT
And if you have time before Sharknado, don’t miss “Sharktapus” — half shark, half octapus, have stupidity (maybe all stupidity).

I just turned on Syfy and it says "Collison Earth" . but it must be sharktapus cuz there's a shark with tentacles ripping people's heads off.

40 posted on 07/27/2013 5:48:48 PM PDT by sockmonkey (Of Course I didn't read the article. After all, this is FreeRepublic..)
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To: CharlesWayneCT

There are some real whoppers of extra-cheesy lines in it, too.

I’m wondering if I should start a live thread?


41 posted on 07/27/2013 5:56:53 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: null and void

I will be occasionally watching for a minute or so — I’m living through the science channel’s “Joss Weekend” — watching old Dollhouse episodes right now.

Just watched the superfluous mystery thriller portion of the movie.


42 posted on 07/27/2013 6:06:57 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: sockmonkey

And stabbing people. Love that sharktapus.


43 posted on 07/27/2013 6:07:30 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: null and void

44 posted on 07/27/2013 6:16:42 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: Moonman62

It’s flooding here, and not the drains, the ocean!


45 posted on 07/27/2013 6:23:02 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: null and void

Best fan title:
Sharnknado II: The Jawsy Shore...


46 posted on 07/27/2013 6:27:48 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: TADSLOS

Sharktopus was the perfect lead in. My teenage daughters and I are having a great time.

We thought the bar was a candidate for Bar Rescue.


47 posted on 07/27/2013 6:29:24 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

That’s a tiger shark.

How do you know?

Shark week.


48 posted on 07/27/2013 6:31:10 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: null and void

What are these people thinking?

Nothing.


49 posted on 07/27/2013 6:41:39 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: BenLurkin

It’s the greatest shark movie EVER. And it proves global warming is real!


50 posted on 07/27/2013 6:42:48 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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