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Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans
Email Humor | 7/30/13 | t1

Posted on 07/30/2013 9:10:46 AM PDT by CGASMIA68

U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas .

The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"  

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the  territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."     The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.    When the Captain finally catches  his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"    The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The other 20 million are already there!"        


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1 posted on 07/30/2013 9:10:46 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: t1b8zs

How did we get a destroyer into the Rio Grande?


2 posted on 07/30/2013 9:15:48 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Gulf of Meehico...


3 posted on 07/30/2013 9:27:01 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: t1b8zs
Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans
4 posted on 07/30/2013 9:28:51 AM PDT by mbarker12474
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To: EQAndyBuzz
How did we get a destroyer into the Rio Grande?

Perhaps you haven't seen the latest destroyers after the Obama military cuts?


5 posted on 07/30/2013 9:31:32 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: SpinnerWebb

You know it is bad when FReepers can’t even tell what military hardware is being used.

That my FRiend is a cruiser. If it was a destroyer the markings would say NARAL and the main battle weapon would be prominent.


6 posted on 07/30/2013 9:41:29 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Obama’s sequester navy.


7 posted on 07/30/2013 9:46:11 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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To: t1b8zs

I’m going to use this one !!! Thanks !!!!


8 posted on 07/30/2013 9:58:05 AM PDT by 11th_VA
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To: EQAndyBuzz

you do not observe the main weapons (manned gigs) over the side? This vessel is in major combat!


9 posted on 07/30/2013 10:08:43 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: SpinnerWebb

Funny but true—Mulicultalism must go—How many Mexicans will return to the old country when WW III starts and they face draft? How many will stay when welfare drys up? How many will learn English and “fit in” to American Culture? Those that do are welcome—those that do not are welcome to leave! Maybe we need to bring back press gangs and hangings too!


10 posted on 07/30/2013 10:35:37 AM PDT by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll)
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