Posted on 08/04/2013 10:21:38 AM PDT by jiggyboy
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "About a gallon."
Man that’s some good software matching up the Free Republic donation request with the content of the post.
A police officer stops a man walking along the street at 2am in the morning.
“Where are you going tonight, sir?” The police officer asks.
The man says, “I’m heading to a lecture on the evils of alcohol and the damage it does to families.”
“At 2am? Who give a lecture at 2am in the morning???” Asks the police officer.
“My wife.”
My car is at the mechanic’s but I can donate from my lawnmower.
LOL
I’ve got a bunch of old tires to donate.
ooh my that was unexpected lol
I can give you a half gallon from myt Harley.
It’s 94 octane.
AV fuel?
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