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Pelosi, Reed and Obama Ask The Nation To Pray
Progressive Thought | 8-19-13 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 08/19/2013 3:01:57 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Brack Obama held a joint prayer breakfast this morning. The goup has asked that the nation pray for natural disasters.

Global warming has fallen on hard times with no hurricanes reported this year and the cumulative deficit over the last 5 years brings the shortfall total to nearly 100. Combined with a downturn in tornadoes, flooding and wildfires the lack of extreme weather is causing severe problems with the economy.

As Pelosi and Reid have previously stated, unemployment and food stamps grow the economy. Generally, extreme weather event can be counted on to increase unemployment and the use of food stamps which increase the growth of the economy.

On the flip side of the extreme weather events, these events generate massive economic growth in building supplies, appliances, utility repair, mortuary services, CNN pseudo-journalist overtime and new Government Motors cars and trucks, etc..

Government lackey economists estimate that with 200 plus extreme weather events each year GDP could grow in the range of 5 - 10% which would ensure Brack Obama's legacy would be better than Jimmah Cautah or Millard Filmore.

Even if you aren't a convenient Catholic like Pelosi, or a product liability tort lawyer More-man like Reid or a Sunni Muslim-Communist like Obama, you can let your knees hit the floor and pray to your lesser God for extreme weather events to help save the administration. Do your part for the collective .... it's your duty.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Weather
KEYWORDS: climatechangefraud; economy; globalwarming; globalwarminghoax; sarcthread

1 posted on 08/19/2013 3:01:57 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Three of satans helpers praying, now thats a kodak moment.


2 posted on 08/19/2013 3:03:59 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (liberty amendments.............. get to work!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Three of satans helpers praying, now thats a kodak moment.


3 posted on 08/19/2013 3:04:04 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (liberty amendments.............. get to work!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The God of Global Warming is dead (Jim).


4 posted on 08/19/2013 3:09:02 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Sorry, I do not bow down to the demon allah, their apparent god.


5 posted on 08/19/2013 3:11:24 PM PDT by svcw (Stand or die)
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To: ronnie raygun

Three of satans helpers praying, now thats a kodak moment.

Exactly, these three don’t pray to my Lord and Savior and I refuse to participate in a Black Mass with them.


6 posted on 08/19/2013 3:13:35 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

But NY/NJ just had a nice storm with plenty of federal money flying around and more than a few political favors to be re-paid.


7 posted on 08/19/2013 3:13:53 PM PDT by jughandle
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To: ronnie raygun

But no one said who these three were praying to.


8 posted on 08/19/2013 3:18:42 PM PDT by 353FMG ( I do not say whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

“The goup has asked that the nation pray FOR natural disasters.”

I can believe THAT from this group!


9 posted on 08/19/2013 3:22:08 PM PDT by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I am praying ... that those three lunatics don’t totally destroy a great country and that my children and grandchildren won’t suffer from the reign of Pelosi, Reid, and Zero.


10 posted on 08/19/2013 3:40:08 PM PDT by From The Deer Stand
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To: RetiredTexasVet

So who are they asking us to pray to Mammon?


11 posted on 08/19/2013 3:46:35 PM PDT by Doc91678 (Doc91678)
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To: Mortrey
The goup has asked that the nation pray

referencing those three, he just misspelled goop

12 posted on 08/19/2013 3:49:19 PM PDT by drypowder
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To: RetiredTexasVet

They are so bold to mock God in the ways they do. Incredible.


13 posted on 08/19/2013 3:51:01 PM PDT by Truth2012
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Done. Psalms 109:8.


14 posted on 08/19/2013 4:05:41 PM PDT by bigredkitty1 (March 5,2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

We should pray while they prey.


15 posted on 08/19/2013 4:11:54 PM PDT by YHAOS
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To: RetiredTexasVet

This HAS to be satire.

These 3 clowns praying... about GLOBAL WARMING?!?!

That’s an oxymoron in itself!

Anyone who REALLY believes there’s a GOD who created this earth and gave us the Bible knows it doesn’t end because of man-made global warming.

It ends when GOD says it ends. Period.


16 posted on 08/19/2013 4:42:53 PM PDT by joethedrummer
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17 posted on 08/19/2013 9:06:06 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
All are welcome to pray in the house of obama unless they be truthsayers.


18 posted on 08/20/2013 1:04:34 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: RetiredTexasVet
"... we demand these things in the name of Saint Trayvon
amen."
19 posted on 08/20/2013 2:57:40 AM PDT by palmer (Obama = Carter + affirmative action)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I’ve been praying and drinking heavily since 2008!


20 posted on 08/20/2013 6:23:52 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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