We may have just got our first Chupacabras in Mississippi but y’all have had an infestation of Bigfoots in Maine for a long time.
http://www.bigfootencounters.com/sbs/campingout.htm
Mind your snippy replies, Rebel!
If the 20th Maine has to come down there to sort out this Chupacabra situation, we certainly shall. We have no "infestations" of any sort in Maine, beyond a settlement of many thousand trruculent polygamous 'refugee' Somali Border Bandits, to whom "y'all" are certainly welcome. Drop'em off, no charge.
BTW, our famous "Bigfoots" are a popular tourist attraction. We actually recruit and pay drunken Masshole visitors to dress up and act scary.
BTW, that was a very good link. I have warned all Maine Men to very careful answering Craigslist personals and to take all precaution in the woods.