Mind your snippy replies, Rebel!
If the 20th Maine has to come down there to sort out this Chupacabra situation, we certainly shall. We have no "infestations" of any sort in Maine, beyond a settlement of many thousand trruculent polygamous 'refugee' Somali Border Bandits, to whom "y'all" are certainly welcome. Drop'em off, no charge.
BTW, our famous "Bigfoots" are a popular tourist attraction. We actually recruit and pay drunken Masshole visitors to dress up and act scary.
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I’ve been to Bangor, Maine airport twice. I was going and coming from Afgha-stinky-stan. It sure was a lot of very nice locals and vets there to send us off and welcome us back.