Ladies and gentleman of California! A judge is now going to determine if you legally are a parent to a child. What could possibly go wrong with that?
“Mr. Jones, you are not providing proper support to your daughter Debby. I’m afraid we are going to have to garnish some of your wages.”
“Your Honor.....I don’t know this girl. I don’t know her mother. As a matter of fact, I’m a homosexual and have never had sex with a woman or donated sperm.”
“Mr. Jones, the court decides who is a parent, not you. Maybe she’ll send you a Fathers Day card.”
Don’t laugh. I’ve heard of similar real stories just like that one. Many folks still consider any mother to be a totally believable person who could not possibly tell a damaging lie just to fill her coffers.