Posted on 10/08/2013 6:57:14 AM PDT by massmike
What is a zombie but a brainless, soulless, maniacal eating-machine – staggering through the streets, slack-jawed and glassy-eyed, arms hanging loosely, looking for human flesh to devour? That's the motivation, period. They are slow-moving and emit incoherent, guttural sounds. Their eating habits are disgusting (ripping flesh from victims, their mouths dripping blood and gore). And yet, despite their mindlessness, their mere numbers, ferocity and insatiable appetites make them a menace to mankind.
They're also a different end-of-the world scenario. We're destroyed not by melting ice caps, contagions that can't be controlled or an alien invasion, but when humans turn into brain-dead, cannibalistic creatures bent only on destruction.
Much like Democrat voters.
Unlike movie zombies, Democratic voters have primitive brains capable of holding rudimentary concepts: global warming, income redistribution, sustainable growth, overpopulation, sexism, institutional racism, homophobia, "marriage equality," Palestinian statehood, and 30 million without health insurance.
Zombie Democrats come in many varieties:
Hollywood zombies – Lady Gaga, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, George Clooney, Steven Spielberg, Matt Damon, Whoopie Goldberg, Madonna – hell, almost the entire SAG membership.
Media zombies – Chris ("a thrill ran up my leg") Matthews, the editorial board of The New York Times, Barbara Walters, Paul Krugman and almost everyone who appears regularly on CNN and MSNBC.
Feminist zombies – Margaret Cho, Susan Faludi, Gloria Steinem, Naomi Wolfe and anyone of the feminine persuasion who couldn't get a date to their senior prom.
Academic Zombies – Noam Chomsky, Ward Churchill, Derrick Bell, Nicholas DeGenova, Leonard Jeffries, Paul Ehrlich, most liberal arts faculties and Howard Zinn – who, unlike the rest, really is dead, but whose theories continue to stagger about. National Review's Jay Nordlinger calculates that in the past presidential election, the faculty and staff of Princeton University donated to Obama over Romney by 155 to 2.
Never forget how dangerous Democrat zombies are to life on this planet. Instead of feasting on the warm-blooded, they seek to consume that which makes civilization possible – the free market, the family, individual liberty, constitutional protections, Western religion and a universal moral code.
Don’t forget the Congressional and Senate Zombies. Their names are too numerous to mention here.
Gosh, who’s left to be a NON-zombie after all the zombie groups you named?
WE ARE!!
Bob Hope on Zombies: http://youtu.be/BAIpI8IxgFs
Remember: Cardio and double-tap.
Democrats need extended voting because the drive the low-information voters to the polls. Those voters couldn’t even find the polls, never mind wabnt to vote if left to their own devices.
The cure for Democrat zombie voters is letting them see the bill they’re getting for Obamacare.
No matter how much they try to cheat, 2014 is going to be a wrecking ball year.
I’ve always contended that The Walking Dead is merely a metaphor.
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