Authorities Tell Memorial Mower: Get Lost

Weekly Standard ^ | 10/9/2013 | Jim Swift

[wrencher]

In the land of the lawyers, by the lawyers, and for the lawyers some think “A right to a risk free life” should be written into the Constitution.

[EBH]

City Worker Critically Injured in Mowing Accident
http://fox8.com/2013/10/09/city-worker-critically-injured-in-mowing-accident/

Recent update this evening is he had died...

[Political Junkie Too]

Ok, so that was the one. The odds are now in the DC mower's favor.

-PJ

[zeestephen]

Bubble wrap won't help.

Anti-lawsuit legislation would.

Of course, try getting that past Obama and a Democrat Senate.

There's a reason that tort lawyers are the number one contributors to the Democrat Party.

[Freedom4US]

We’re gonna have to think outside the box here pretty quick looks like.. jus sayin’.

[zeestephen]

Sarcastic about lawsuits?

Not if the liability insurance comes out of your own pocket and you deal with tort lawyers every two or three years.

[Madame Dufarge]

I would say the odds of this guy's getting injured using a walk-behind mower on flat terrain are zero to none.

The odds of him suing in the very unlikely event that he was injured using the big scary mower are probably the same.