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Shellie Zimmerman Arrested! Slaps Hat Off White Castle Night Mgr. Mistakes for George (Satire)

Posted on 10/22/2013 6:40:37 AM PDT by lee martell

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1 posted on 10/22/2013 6:40:37 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: lee martell

Submit that to The Onion!


2 posted on 10/22/2013 6:44:28 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: lee martell

I want my fifty thousand dollars...and an sack of 10 jalapeno sliders...and a diet Coke...TO GO!


3 posted on 10/22/2013 6:49:53 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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To: lee martell

Is this “spoda-be” humorous?
Close but I don’t recall any WC in the keys.A Waffle House in Dustin or somewhere up that way maybe.


4 posted on 10/22/2013 6:50:45 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: lee martell

Its tough being famous.


5 posted on 10/22/2013 6:53:01 AM PDT by Mashood
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Is this “spoda-be” humorous?

'Topics' and 'Headlines' are your friends, t1b8zs.

6 posted on 10/22/2013 6:56:38 AM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Liars use facts when the truth doesn't suit their purposes.)
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To: t1b8zs
Is this “spoda-be” humorous?

Misses the mark by a mile.

7 posted on 10/22/2013 6:56:58 AM PDT by Fido969
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To: lee martell
"Officer Mike Keller had been sitting a few feet away eating his glazed Bear Claw...."

I though you said it was "satire"?

8 posted on 10/22/2013 7:08:50 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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There is nothing funny about the way the left has persecuted and tried to destroy the Zimmerman’s lives. This kind of stuff belongs on a liberal site.


9 posted on 10/22/2013 7:21:23 AM PDT by Essie
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To: lee martell

Don’t quit your day job.


10 posted on 10/22/2013 7:22:11 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: t1b8zs
"Close but I don’t recall any WC in the keys."

That's right. I noticed that and just checked their website because I'm still waiting for it to show up in DC/Balt. Nearest to me is NJ/PA. None in Florida.

11 posted on 10/22/2013 7:25:21 AM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
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"Close but I don’t recall any WC in the keys."

Correct

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12 posted on 10/22/2013 7:29:18 AM PDT by Elle Bee
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To: Elle Bee; All

Now if they had put a Krystal in the story, THEN you would have had something.


13 posted on 10/22/2013 7:30:46 AM PDT by Conan the Librarian (The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
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To: lee martell

What’s she doing out at that hour? That’s just not wise.


14 posted on 10/22/2013 7:54:31 AM PDT by lurk
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To: Quality_Not_Quantity

Sorry but all 3 topics werent even close.
Not funny,No WC in KW and local to who.


15 posted on 10/22/2013 7:57:47 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: lee martell

The first sentence is a massive lie, so no point in reading further.


16 posted on 10/22/2013 8:30:20 AM PDT by DPMD
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To: t1b8zs

Yeah, wouldn’t it be a Krystal if it was south of the Mason-Dixon line, anyway?


17 posted on 10/22/2013 8:34:44 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: lee martell
Few things will get you attention around here like posting a mediocre vanity satire. Trust me, I know. After a couple of third degree burn flaming disasters I decided to stick to snarky comments. Best of luck.
18 posted on 10/22/2013 8:40:51 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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Man thats the truth...I think we all have experienced it .
One time I put Van.. in the title vs the entire word Vanity,Holy Crap i thought the world came to end end.
Every now and then I like to miss spell and or not use caps just to get the purist cranked up.


19 posted on 10/22/2013 8:55:36 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: lee martell
HAH!

"Carlos Peligro" = Carlos DANGER

20 posted on 10/22/2013 9:04:26 AM PDT by SZonian (Throwing our allegiances to political parties in the long run gave away our liberty.)
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