Skip to comments.Shellie Zimmerman Arrested! Slaps Hat Off White Castle Night Mgr. Mistakes for George (Satire)
Posted on 10/22/2013 6:40:37 AM PDT by lee martell
Key West Florida. Shellie Zimmerman, estranged wife of George Zimmerman, whose acquittal for the killing of Trayvon Martin shocked the nation, was briefly incarcerated this morning after a case of Assault and Battery witnessed by an off duty policeman. Shellie was making her usual 2am purchase of double cheeseburger and fries at the new White Castle restaurant on Duval St. when she thought she saw her husband behind the counter flipping her order. George Zimmerman has been more or less missing since one month ago, after a very publicized episode of domestic discord. Shellie and her lawyers have sought Mr. Zimmerman's whereabout in order to serve him with her request for a Divorce. Shellie yelled at the cook, actually the night manager, saying "Where is the $50,000. you promised me if I defended you? Where is my money? I want my fifty thousand dollars!" The cook, a Carlos Peligro decided to ignore her. If its' two in the morning at the White Castle, its not uncommon to meet customers who have been drinking and get a little loud. The fact that he ignored her, turned his back and continued grilling her onions only served to enrage Shellie. Shellie then walked around the counter, to the grill cook, spun him around and knocked his paper hat off with her left hand.
All this time Officer Mike Keller had been sitting a few feet away eating his glazed Bear Claw, watching her, waiting to see how far she would go. Officer Mike ordered Shellie to take her hand off the cook, and go to her seat. After much argument and with new customers coming in to be served, Shellie was removed from the White Castle and taken to the nearby Precinct. Ms. Zimmerman was later released on bail after contacting her lawyer. A court date is set for Dec. 17th. Ms. Zimmerman continued to repeat "I thought it was him, I thought it was him".
Submit that to The Onion!
I want my fifty thousand dollars...and an sack of 10 jalapeno sliders...and a diet Coke...TO GO!
Is this “spoda-be” humorous?
Close but I don’t recall any WC in the keys.A Waffle House in Dustin or somewhere up that way maybe.
Its tough being famous.
'Topics' and 'Headlines' are your friends, t1b8zs.
Misses the mark by a mile.
I though you said it was "satire"?
There is nothing funny about the way the left has persecuted and tried to destroy the Zimmerman’s lives. This kind of stuff belongs on a liberal site.
Don’t quit your day job.
That's right. I noticed that and just checked their website because I'm still waiting for it to show up in DC/Balt. Nearest to me is NJ/PA. None in Florida.
Now if they had put a Krystal in the story, THEN you would have had something.
What’s she doing out at that hour? That’s just not wise.
Sorry but all 3 topics werent even close.
Not funny,No WC in KW and local to who.
The first sentence is a massive lie, so no point in reading further.
Yeah, wouldn’t it be a Krystal if it was south of the Mason-Dixon line, anyway?
Man thats the truth...I think we all have experienced it .
One time I put Van.. in the title vs the entire word Vanity,Holy Crap i thought the world came to end end.
Every now and then I like to miss spell and or not use caps just to get the purist cranked up.
"Carlos Peligro" = Carlos DANGER
For this to be considered funny; every f*cking comedian in the world has died, the concept of comedy has not been realized, or it has been posted for the consideration of a bunch of f*cking retards.