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Sitting Target: Norwegian Hunter Misses Moose But Bags Man in Cabin Toilet
Guardian ^ | Thursday 24 October 2013

Posted on 10/26/2013 3:20:56 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Police question moose hunter after 75-year-old man survives shot to the stomach while answering call of nature

A Norwegian hunter took aim at a moose but missed and accidentally hit a man sitting on the toilet in a nearby cabin, police said.

The bullet whizzed past the animal, pierced the wooden wall behind it and struck the man, in his 70s, in the stomach, the force told public broadcaster NRK.

(Excerpt) Read more at theguardian.com ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: banglist; cheese; hunting; moose; sister

1 posted on 10/26/2013 3:20:56 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Just how crowded was this cabin toilet?


2 posted on 10/26/2013 3:23:32 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (21st century. I'm not a fan.)
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3 posted on 10/26/2013 3:26:49 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: nickcarraway

Yes but did the moose bite his sister?


4 posted on 10/26/2013 3:28:29 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: nickcarraway

What a crappy story.


5 posted on 10/26/2013 3:33:34 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (On the evening of 10/16/13, the ailing republican party breathed its last breath.)
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To: nickcarraway

Always good to have a backup plan!


6 posted on 10/26/2013 3:49:13 PM PDT by Darteaus94025 (Phony President)
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To: nickcarraway

Meeses are very tricky.


7 posted on 10/26/2013 3:51:44 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: nickcarraway

An SOL story.


8 posted on 10/26/2013 3:53:48 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: nickcarraway

And then he said; “Do I look like a Moose to you, well do I?”.


9 posted on 10/26/2013 4:08:24 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: nickcarraway

“And struck the man, in his 70s”

Ohhhhhh....that really hurts when you get hit in the 70s. It’ll knock your bell-bottoms off.


10 posted on 10/26/2013 4:36:43 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

That sure “Mooosssed” have hurt.


11 posted on 10/26/2013 5:25:31 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie
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To: Recovering Ex-hippie

“Norwegian Hunter Misses Moose”

They were really close friends until Charlie went off to college. Now, he’s wiser, but longs for the good old days when a hunter and his moose could have a few beers on a Friday night.


12 posted on 10/26/2013 5:44:15 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: nickcarraway
Don't put antlers on your outhouse!


13 posted on 10/26/2013 5:47:59 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: nickcarraway

What was the Hunter doing in the cabin toilet?


14 posted on 10/26/2013 7:16:57 PM PDT by YHAOS (A billion here . . . a billion there.)
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To: nickcarraway

And those famous last words we hear about?????

(No Smith, don’t do it!!)

“Oh CXXX!”


15 posted on 10/26/2013 8:16:13 PM PDT by Terry L Smith
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16 posted on 10/26/2013 9:44:04 PM PDT by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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To: LyinLibs; All

17 posted on 10/26/2013 9:44:18 PM PDT by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

“Next time, stay away from my sister!”


18 posted on 10/27/2013 8:24:25 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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