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Woman on Phone Drives Jeep into Herd of Cows: Cops
NBC New York ^ | Monday, Nov 4, 2013

Posted on 11/05/2013 5:24:24 AM PST by Gamecock

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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Daffynition; JoeProBono
YES! YOU CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER!


101 posted on 11/05/2013 1:54:57 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I know I got here too late to bother. All the good jokes have been taken.


102 posted on 11/05/2013 2:12:01 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (On the evening of 10/16/13, the ailing republican party breathed its last breath.)
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103 posted on 11/05/2013 2:20:03 PM PST by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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Beware of falling cows.


104 posted on 11/05/2013 2:28:15 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (On the evening of 10/16/13, the ailing republican party breathed its last breath.)
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To: null and void

And my old chiropractor Dr. Backman

True stroy . . .


105 posted on 11/05/2013 2:30:49 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Elsie

and a tip of the hat to a fellow member of the great FReeper class of 1998.....


106 posted on 11/05/2013 2:51:30 PM PST by ken5050 (Benghazi investigation update: "The plot thickens, like Hillary Clinton's ankles.." (longfellow")
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To: Gamecock

Give her brown hair and you have the idiot girl who has a chevy volt in my area.
Drives down the centerline with cellphone in right hand held to left ear...


107 posted on 11/05/2013 2:53:02 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

With a name like “Cowit” one has to wonder.
Cow wit, Cow it, or something else entirely?
It was fated by the stars, she was to meet cows.


108 posted on 11/05/2013 2:54:08 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The poor cows. I wish these dumb humans would watch where they’re going.


109 posted on 11/05/2013 3:06:12 PM PST by Silentgypsy (Mondays should be outlawed.)
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To: Darksheare

She must be a Taurus...nah, that’s bull.


110 posted on 11/05/2013 3:16:55 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: MrB

I see your point!


111 posted on 11/05/2013 3:42:36 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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Minoan bull leaping



112 posted on 11/05/2013 3:44:48 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
I know I got here too late to bother. All the good jokes have been taken.

Aw... go ahead and horn in anyway.

113 posted on 11/05/2013 3:46:26 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: ken5050

Don’t mess with old coots!


114 posted on 11/05/2013 3:47:00 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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Drives down the centerline with cellphone in right hand held to left ear...

That's shocking!

115 posted on 11/05/2013 3:47:40 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Or driving one.







Nah, son, let's WALK down the hill.

116 posted on 11/05/2013 3:48:41 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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Or driving one.







Nah, son, let's WALK down the hill.

117 posted on 11/05/2013 3:50:22 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Nope. I am on the “Cow Ping list” and the “Stupid people on cell phone ping list” and the poster did not ping me.


118 posted on 11/05/2013 3:57:47 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (On the evening of 10/16/13, the ailing republican party breathed its last breath.)
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To: Elsie

I know the punchline to that one. ;^)


119 posted on 11/05/2013 3:59:39 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Man it’s cold! I think I’ll go back to the barn and slip into a nice warm Jersey...


120 posted on 11/05/2013 4:19:19 PM PST by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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