***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[a fool in paradise]

The real reason Obama said PERIOD after those lines in his speech? He was possessed by the ghost of Victor Borge.

[RandallFlagg]

My contribution:

[llevrok]

I had to become bi-lingual and use my English english to get that one. Subtle.

[Dead Corpse]

Re-read it. This time, put the names “Hansel and Gretel” for the kids names.

The second one has no explanation. I’d be pissed were one of my kids to bring that home...

[Dead Corpse]

[Pan_Yan]

I get the Hansel and Gretel rip off. What I don’t get is “Dad really loved the kids so he abandoned them in the woods.”

[relentlessly]

Oh, so true...

[Dead Corpse]

Was either that or New Mom would kill them...

Loves me some Brothers Grimm. Not the watered down stuff either.

[The Chief]

In before next weeks ping! ;-)

[JouleZ]

Yeah. What ^^^^ he said. I’ve never been in early...so dibs on next week.

[TheOldLady]

“You must say something nice.”

Nice wig.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

That is what I don't get.

Feed New Mom a nice pudding with yew berries in it.

Problem goes away without having to take your children into the woods.

[TheOldLady]

We had a cat who got caught in one of those plastic grocery bags.

He took off so fast that he tore out one of his claws.

What a bloody mess, literally, but the claw did grow back again.

He was forevermore frightened of the crinkly noise of grocery bags.

[Dead Corpse]

Yeah... I don’t get it either. Monarchies normally make me think of pitchforks, torches, and guillotines.

[proudpapa]

If you like your congressman, you can keep him.