[fungoking]

I guess it is too late for him to give her any values.

[Gaffer]

He should at least have her spayed.

[Abathar]

$24K is big when she is worth how many hundreds of millions??

Now Angelina ponying up $19.7 million for a house yesterday is what I would call big, even in the circles they run in.

[bigbob]

She’d have more fun and fewer tickets if he’d just given her a bong

[Sacajaweau]

I have friends that have given their kids a corvette. Big deal.

[Monterrosa-24]

I don’t think of that “motorcycle” as an ATV because it is not made for off-roading.

[DesertRhino]

I doubt this is a mainstream opinion. But chicks driving their own bikes is weird weird weird. I see couples pull up together, getting off separate bikes and shake my head in amazement.
Double the price of machinery, and miss the chance for her to ride back seat or p-pad, making her man feel happy.

Bizzare. I knew the end was near when Easyrider mag started a section featuring chicks with their bikes. They were supposed to pose with bikes, not own them.

[Hacksaw]

Wow. Has he also puchased web space with Larry Flynt for his young skank?

[duckman]

“She immediately jumped right on it!”

Probably could have phrased it differently.

[Flavious_Maximus]

Miley Cyrus, the very definition of white trash.

[driftless2]

Is he getting her a brain transplant?

[Tzimisce]

...brick of coke?

[jagusafr]

Her first bike, and her little brother (probably 5 at the time) was on the 4-wheeler his dad gave him, riding without a helmet, on their reality show years ago?

[MinuteGal]

Ah, now she can become a Hells Angel.

Oh, wait....she already is.

Leni

[TheRhinelander]

With any luck she’ll hit an oak tree at 60mph.

[John S Mosby]

White power— a father who pimped himself first and then his daughter.

[Covenantor]

As I understand it, Billy Ray is the one that pushed her into the biz as a child. Why am I thinking that this gift is like a pimp’s razzle-dazzle cubic zirconium “gift” to one of his stupid ‘hos? Mr One Hit managing her money. Keepin’ em barefoot and twerking takes their minds off of ‘math is so hard’.

[Liberty Valance]

[pgkdan]

I guess it is too late for him to give her any values.

Yeah but it's never too late for a lobotomy.

[steelhead_trout]

She’s his meal ticket. It’s the least he could do to show his gratitude.

[maddog55]

A Can Am Spider is NOT a motorcycle.. it's a smart car on 3 vice 4 wheels.