"Take these broken wings and learn to fly...garsh I miss that Mister Mister band".
Posted on 11/26/2013 3:22:15 PM PST by TurboZamboni
With two other turkeys ticketed for a presidential pardon at the White House, their brother met Minnesota's governor Monday at a state Capitol ceremony featuring much of the same upbeat pageantry ahead of a far gloomier fate for the bird.
Jokingly dubbed "Delicious" by a farmer traveling with the 20-pound gobbler, the unfortunate turkey enjoyed only a brief stay of execution - not a reprieve - during a ceremony laced with gallows humor at Gov. Mark Dayton's Capitol office.
The next stop for the pink and white bird: a trip to the St. Paul Salvation Army and, eventually, dinner for the less-fortunate. Conversely, his two brothers are headed to the White House Wednesday where they'll be officially spared.
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"Take these broken wings and learn to fly...garsh I miss that Mister Mister band".
Which one’s the turkey?
Similar eyes...
Gees! Which one is the Turkey?
Both need to be kept out of rain storms to avoid drowning while staring at the sky.
You beat me by this much! LOL
Same question... different photo...
Stuart Smalley always looks like he’s barely a half-click away from what used to be called Mongoloid.
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