Posted on 12/04/2013 7:12:52 PM PST by DogByte6RER
Oh my GOSH! In Calif. new regs make it illegal to have fireplaces in new developments, so how will Santa be able to get inside to the Christmas Tree now. I think THAT’s more important an issue than a fighter escort for Santa.
I mean really.
I swear, I went looking for a John Semmes semi-news, semi-satire byline. Today’s news is competing with his satire.
These fools do realize they are calling or accessing NORAD, a military entity? And they’re surprised there might be the slightest hint of military involved? It is NORAD people, not the local garden club.
Maybe NORAD should stick to reality as should these ninnies.
I do hate these people, I am convinced the people that are so anti-military are the same ones that don’t like crosses, don’t like Nativities, oh don’t sing Christmas carols...oh don’t even use the word Christmas it is offensive...total stark raving craziness! Anti Tea Party, anti-Christian, anti-everything we stand for in this country. Well I am offended by them...I think we should deport them all. That is the solution, I don’t care where we deport them to- just get them out of here. Tonight!
Near as I can figure it, Santa needs an escort of fighter aircraft (preferably weaponed with anti-missile technology), in order to ensure protection from NASA.
We know that NASA is doing Muslim outreach and Muslims reaching out, often involves thangs blowin' up reeeeel guud. Therefore, since NASA has missle technology and Muslim outreach, NORAD has to defend against NASA's outreach to Muslims via missile attacks on Santa! (/santasarc)
This is why Santa needs a fighter escort. 2K22 Tunguska
Get a life?
No ... those "outraged child advocates" need to ESAD.
Donner and Blitzen came out as queer reindeer earlier this year... (and we all thought is was Dancer and Cupid!). The armed fighter escort is the current USAF top brass’ method to protect and empower their queerness for the whole world to embrace/emulate.
Santa also needs some electronic jamming aircraft ahead of the fighters. A wave of cruise missiles could be dispatched to take out any ground threats to Santa; such “child advocate” groups.
These fags really need to get a life AND A REAL JOB.
I have despised NORAD doing this for the following reason.
Back in October of 1962, we went through the Cuban Missile crisis. War was coming, NUCLEAR WAR! The whole world was on pins and needles. Then it was resolved and things settled down, but we still did not trust the Russians and was prepared to hear of an attack at any time!
That Dec 24, in the evening, there was a break in the news program for an alert from NORAD! Radar had detected an incoming flying object coming over the pole! Everyone thought, OMG THIS IS IT! The pucker factor went straight up! the knots in the stomach began!
Then they cut to a cheap picture of a sleigh with fake clouds floating by!
We were P*ssed and relieved at the same time.
It was NOT FUNNY.
That's easy. Al Qaeda has NOT been decimated. That's another 0bama lie.
Dude, really?
Because terrorists, you blockheads.
Why does this government want to militarize everything?
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