[listenhillary]

Obama asks his handlers if they can buy the patent.

[bunkerhill7]

Dark EVader

[Hot Tabasco]

A research team from the University of Singapore has developed a device that can make objects invisible by bathing them in a beam of darkness.

Not much military use when the enemy has flashlights.........

[ETL]

Sounds something like “nulling”. Astronomers have been using the technique for a long time.

“A nuller is a tool used to block out a strong source so that fainter signals near the source can be observed. An example of a nuller is being employed on the Keck Interferometer. This causes the light from a star to destructively interfere, effectively cancelling out the star’s image. The faint light from an orbiting ring of dust can then be detected. This project is part of a scientific effort to detect and observe nearby planets.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuller

[showme_the_Glory]

I would like my own cloaking device. Lot’s of Klingons and romulans around here.

[Vermont Lt]

Standard problem solving : Reverse the objective. If you want to make customers happy, think about how to really piss them off. But projecting darkness? That is too cool for school.

[GeronL]

will we someday be able to buy darkbulbs and flashdarks??

[null and void]

I... uh... *nevermind*

[oldbill]

Does it come with a Cone of Silence?

[353FMG]

Not necessary.

Most of Obama’s observers have their heads stuck in the sand or somewhere else, anyway.

[knittnmom]

So, someone has invented a “flashdark”?

[The_Reader_David]

Yes, it’s so awesome it can hide a 40-micrometer letter N completely from a particular frequency of red light!

[DannyTN]

♪♫Ribbon of darkness over me
Since my true love walked out the door
Tears I never had before
Ribbon of darkness over me♫

Gordon Lightfoot - Ribbon Of Darkness Lyrics

[GreenHornet]

Each night, when I flip the wall switch in my bedroom to the “off” position, the entire room is bathed in a “beam of darkness.”

[MasterGunner01]

Ah, it’s a cloaking device! Got it. I’ll take two.

[Colonel_Flagg]

Faster Than The Speed of Dark.

[RandallFlagg]

Sweet!

[camle]

cool! all we have to do is get the bad guys to wear these (whenever they come out)./sarc

[Nik Naym]

And all this time I thought the only use for a DED (dark emitting diode) was as a power off indicator.

[MHGinTN]

No doubt the pirate Roberts on the subPreme Court will stamp a law called the Affordable Snare Act constitutional so long as it is implemented by little barry basatrd boy-king.