Q. What do you call a Muzzie woth a herd of goats?
A. A polygamist
LOL!!
Wait till they find out all 72 virgins look like Miss Piggy.
You do realize, of course, that the Muslims invented the condom back in 1873. They used the large intestine of a goat.
In 1878, the British improved upon this Muslim condom by removing the intestine from the goat.