Dumb, dumber and dumbest: Three friends ALL done for DUI after systematically calling each other ...

The Daily Mail Online ^ | December 23, 2013 | Daily Mail Reporter

[Uncle Chip]

for rides from the police station

Carmen Reatequi, 34, was arrested for DUI about 1.45am on Monday in Readington, New Jersy

Reatequi called her friend, Nina Petracca, 23, to pick her up, but she was also arrested for DUI

Ryan Hogan, 33, was then called to pick up both women, but he too was given a DUI charge

'Is there anyone else you can call?'

[Uncle Chip]

From the: You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up Department

[Pan_Yan]

Holiday felonies are best when shared.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Ryan Hogan, 33, was then called to pick up both women

Ryan couldn't believe his luck, being called to pick up too drunk women late at night, until . . . . . .

[MisterArtery]

Years ago I knew two guys that got thrown in the Houston drunk tank on Thanksgiving Eve. They call a lawyer friend that showed up drunk and got to join them for Thanksgiving dinner - a hard boiled egg and a banana.

[jagusafr]

And they’ll tell each other and their friends how this shows how loyal they are to each other. Helps them feel smug and superior and covers up the fact they were all DUI, don’cha know...

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Ryan couldn't believe his luck, being called to pick up too drunk women late at night

Not to mention two, too-drunk women.

[ZOOKER]

So how many cars did the Readington PD score for public auction?

Might be a tidy little sum...

[ErnBatavia]

[skinkinthegrass]

Holiday felonies are best when shared.LOL! ..Indeed, even from jail....
think this shall make it to "the Most funniest..."
..Merry Christmas And Have a Happy New Year.

[TurboZamboni]

“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more..”

[SamAdams76]

File under: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

[a fool in paradise]

Next time trying calling a Kennedy. ANY Kennedy.

[GeronL]

rofl

They need to make some sober friends

[Slings and Arrows]

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[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Sometimes truth is stranger (and funnier) than fiction.

[Revolting cat!]

They’re no Shangri Las, that’s fer shore!

[Lady Jag]

Sometimes you just can't hide it.