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Florida Man Stuffs Girlfriend Into Duffel Bag to Sneak Her Into His Halfway House
The Pulp ^
| November 7, 2013
| Chris Joseph
Posted on 12/26/2013 6:36:28 AM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: Uncle Chip
This story just happened to jog my memory. I was CQ (charge of quarters) conducting an outside building inspection when I observed the tail end of women being pulled through a second floor window with a rope. I counted the windows and went to the room in question and informed the guys inside that upon completion of festivities the young lady was to be escorted out using the stairs.
To: Uncle Chip
I don’t know. I think I’d give the guy an “E” for Effort.
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posted on
12/26/2013 8:59:24 AM PST
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Uncle Chip
“stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they’re dead”
Great. NOW they tell me.
To: Uncle Chip
-”Hey whatcha doing with that old bag?”
-”Puttin’ her in this sack”
To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro; Uncle Chip
A Boca Raton man . . . Jared Mustrat 'Rat infestation at that halfway house ...
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posted on
12/26/2013 9:40:44 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Must be a Dem institution.)
To: CharlesWayneCT; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they're dead That's only OK with carrion luggage ....
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posted on
12/26/2013 9:47:08 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Today's Special: Tossed Tossi)
To: lowbridge
“stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they’re dead”Great. NOW they tell me.
It's on that little tag stitched to the inside of the bag. You know the one.
Machine wash in warm water
Use only non chlorine bleach if needed
Tumble dry on low
Dead bodies may cause permanent stains
Do not remove this tag under penalty of law
To: Uncle Chip
Talk about being in the bag ...!
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posted on
12/26/2013 10:21:41 AM PST
by
HeartlandOfAmerica
(OCare: 500 million lines of code (it took just 500 thousand lines of code to send a rover to Mars))
To: mikrofon
That's only OK with carrion luggage .... I see what you did there.
Very clever but you can't slip something like that past us carnivores here.
To: Uncle Chip
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben.
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
The ought to get married - now he knows he can support a wife.
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posted on
12/26/2013 2:56:16 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Flashback for me.....during my morning commute through the side streets of Hartford....there was a rolled up carpet in the 4-way-street........as the week progressed....the carpet was in a different position everyday.......you had to still drive around it.
When authorities decided to finally check it out ....there was a dead body in it.
http://articles.courant.com/1993-06-17/news/0000100638_1_body-black-nylon
Good times.
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posted on
12/26/2013 4:55:19 PM PST
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Daffynition
(Make Laura Bush's *Cowboy Cookies* for Christmas! They're GREAT!)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
12/26/2013 5:31:10 PM PST
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Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
LOL.....The bodies I have buried aren’t wrapped in carpets. :)
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posted on
12/26/2013 6:02:06 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(Make Laura Bush's *Cowboy Cookies* for Christmas! They're GREAT!)
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