Report: Kim Jong-Un Killed Uncle by Feeding Him to Starving Dogs

Breitbart ^ | Jan. 3, 2014 | Elizabeth Sheld

[PROCON]

According to a detailed report, Kim Jong Un fed his Uncle Jang Song Thaek to a pack of hungry dogs, a deviation from the traditional method of execution by firing squad.

"Jang was stripped naked and thrown into a cage, along with his five closest aides. Then 120 hounds, starved for three days, were allowed to prey on them until they were completely eaten up. This is called "quan jue", or execution by dogs."

[dforest]

Rodman best not ever get on his bad side.

[MeganC]

There’s a number of jurists and Democrat politicians who desperately need a vacation in North Korea.

[Lovely-Day-For-A-Guinness]

Countless Chinese and Korean restaurants now gripped with fear of a global outbreak of 'humane spongiform encephalopathy' (aka Mad Human Disease) after a sizable dog population is contaminated following the consumption of tainted humans.

Or something like that...

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

-— my bet is that the fit will hit the shan sooner rather than later…. -—

You’d think. But it’s been this way for 60 years. Countless people have been born and have died in this utterly satanic country.

[Fido969]

Hey, Dennis - who let the dogs out?

[Jack Hydrazine]

[353FMG]

The US Constitution only applies if there are legislators willing to uphold and enforce its amendments.

None can be found.

[Fry]

Brilliant. Perfect response.

No doubt they will stop hounding each other now.

[hecticskeptic]

You’d think. But it’s been this way for 60 years.

Maybe but for much of that 60 years, the PRC was practicing much of the internal genocide that DPRK has demonstrated they are doing. As such, the DPRK wasn't a threat because both countries were isolated and perhaps one could say they were 'on the same page'...However, since China has changed so much in terms of its position globally, the culture that it has developed is now very much threatened.

[Darksheare]

The romans had a variation that they used on the serial killer Locusts.
Emperor Galba ordered her executed after Nero committed suicide.
Death by giraffe boinking and then torn apart by beasts.

[JimRed]

The uncle and his cohorts likely sent others to gruesome deaths when they were in power, so no sympathy here.

[Hoffer Rand]

It’s a good thing that our President spends every minute on the golf course developing plans to make sure that an asshole like this doesn’t get nuclear weapons.

Pretty sure he already does. But your point is well taken. The golf course is the perfect location to ensure this lunatic isn't conspiring with other lunatics like Iran to pass along nukes to them.

[dfwgator]

In North Korea, Dog Eats You.

[Flick Lives]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the coliseum. Look how far man has advanced in two thousand years.

Wow. There's sad truth to that, brother! Nothing changes.

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Koreeean. You are dog chow! You are dog choo-ow-ow!

Every day is like survival. You’re my Dictator not my rival!

Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Koreeean. You are dog chow!

(with apologies to Boy George)

[Moltke]

Looks like little Kim just made the PETA 2014 awards list for saving some starving dogs. Seriously - PETA is that far gone.

[Mr. Blond]

I thought the previous report was death by mortar round.