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Drug dealer begs for jail to escape nagging wife
The Local (Italian Edition) ^ | January 2, 2014

Posted on 01/03/2014 4:10:33 PM PST by Stoat

The 32-year-old Tunisian, who was under house arrest for drug dealing, went to the police on Tuesday afternoon and asked to serve the rest of his sentence in jail.

“Living with his wife was particularly difficult and unbearable,” police in the city of Livorno said in a statement.

Police said he was “tired of continuously fighting with his wife” and “asked explicitly to be put back in prison".

Not wanting to disappoint him, staff at the local court issued an imprisonment order on the same day.

As requested, he was then taken by police to the district prison where he is now free of his apparently argumentative wife.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: italy; nagging; napl; prison; wife
Just a wild guess, but I'm thinking that this will not exactly help his home life when he's released. Hell Hath No Fury As A Woman Scorned, especially when she's humiliated as a serial nagger to the entire planet. He'll probably be asking to remain in prison in order to be protected from her ;-)
1 posted on 01/03/2014 4:10:33 PM PST by Stoat
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To: Slings and Arrows

Nagging Ping ;-)


2 posted on 01/03/2014 4:11:33 PM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: Stoat

I haven’t spoken to my wife in over three months.
We’re not fighting, I just don’t like to interrupt. (She loves that joke. </sarc>)


3 posted on 01/03/2014 4:12:45 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Stoat

He may have to go home someday. And explain he’s got some nice new boy friends he met in prison. Should make for a very interesting homecoming. Hopefully a reality TV show will film it for us all to enjoy.


4 posted on 01/03/2014 4:13:50 PM PST by faithhopecharity
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To: Stoat

Marriage is an institution. Prison is an institution.

It all depends on where you want to be institutionalized I suppose.


5 posted on 01/03/2014 4:14:11 PM PST by wildbill
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To: Stoat

Funny though. The Moslems usually brag about how well they control their wives ( plural or whatever ). This poor guy sounds like maybe he missed that day at Koran school ?


6 posted on 01/03/2014 4:16:11 PM PST by faithhopecharity
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To: Stoat

why didn’t he just divorce her saying it three times?


7 posted on 01/03/2014 4:16:27 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Stoat

Poor guy is caught between the old ball and chain and the clink.


8 posted on 01/03/2014 4:17:34 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: Stoat
Harcourt Fenton you've been drinking again!!!

"Kirk! Have some mercy!"


9 posted on 01/03/2014 4:17:55 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (What do we want? Time travel. When do we want it? It's irrelevant.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Number 500!!!


10 posted on 01/03/2014 4:21:51 PM PST by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: Stoat

After 32 years I still introduce her as my first wife.


11 posted on 01/03/2014 4:23:57 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Stoat; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

“Take my wife, PLEASE!” #THEFIRSTONESALWAYSFREE


12 posted on 01/03/2014 4:34:55 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: faithhopecharity

He missed those Koran/Hadith classes that week on how to beat your wife properly.


13 posted on 01/03/2014 4:35:10 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: gorush

I don’t know how many years (13), but I introduce her as my Last Wife.


14 posted on 01/03/2014 4:36:50 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
From "It's A Gift" starring WC Fields

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15 posted on 01/03/2014 4:39:28 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I’ve been married so long I don’t even look both ways when crossing the street.


16 posted on 01/03/2014 4:39:59 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Yes. He will now become famous in the Islamic world as the poor hen- pecked loser of a husband in the madrasah anti- truancy campaign. He will be their next poster boy. What happens to boys who skip their Koran lessons.


17 posted on 01/03/2014 4:42:32 PM PST by faithhopecharity
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To: Cyber Liberty

C’mon, these are jokes. We’ve been married 32 years and as happy as ever. A sense of humor is a great asset to a happy marriage.


18 posted on 01/03/2014 4:44:02 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Stoat

Why on earth would they grant him clemency?!


19 posted on 01/03/2014 4:55:47 PM PST by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: Stoat
"Pro 21:9 It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house."
20 posted on 01/03/2014 5:22:15 PM PST by DannyTN (A>)
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To: wildbill
Marriage is an institution. Prison is an institution.
It all depends on where you want to be institutionalized I suppose.

It costs lots and lots MONEY to get out of the first institution.
The second institution just costs time...one's life.
I guess it just depends on what is more important--money or time.

21 posted on 01/03/2014 5:28:07 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Harcourt Fenton MUDD!! :O)


22 posted on 01/03/2014 5:29:24 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: a fool in paradise
"Take my wife..."
Henny Youngman.
23 posted on 01/03/2014 5:30:12 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: gorush
I’ve been married so long I don’t even look both ways when crossing the street.

Haha. Good one.

24 posted on 01/03/2014 5:30:58 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: Secret Agent Man
I lived in the middle east for five years and it's almost IMPOSSIBLE to get a divorce. A man doesn't just divorce a wife, easy to do in the West, he divorces an entire family tribe.
Marriages are ALL arranged. Men have no more choice that women. In Saudi Arabia, the women of the family take the ENTIRE matter into their own busybody hands.
25 posted on 01/03/2014 5:33:39 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

Okay fine, but he can under islam beat his wife for discipline. Why didn’t he go this route? If she’s torture to live with maybe he could get her to at least be quiet for awhile. Not that I think it’s a good solution, I’m just saying you’d think he’d come up with something better than “i want to go to jail”.


26 posted on 01/03/2014 5:36:27 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Secret Agent Man
Okay fine, but he can under islam beat his wife for discipline. Why didn’t he go this route? If she’s torture to live with maybe he could get her to at least be quiet for awhile. Not that I think it’s a good solution, I’m just saying you’d think he’d come up with something better than “i want to go to jail”.

The family/tribal system is locked up tight. If a man beats his wife he has to contend with the ENTIRE family of his wife AND with his own entire family. There is NO escape for him.
Also, much depends on the wealth, status and power of any said family. If he's from a poor, low-status family, I ASSUME that he can get away with most havoc, but in middle class and wealthy families...watch out.

I also it assume that it depends on the personality of said matriarchs. I imagine some don't care, some care too much and that most are somewhere in between.

Lol. THAT'S why so many young Saudi men LOVE leaving their strict Muslim country and visiting the West...no rules.

27 posted on 01/03/2014 5:42:52 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: F15Eagle

LOL!


28 posted on 01/03/2014 8:18:11 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (What do we want? Time travel. When do we want it? It's irrelevant.)
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To: Stoat; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Bigamy is one wife too many. So is monogamy."
--Oscar Wilde


29 posted on 01/03/2014 8:41:15 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: cloudmountain

“My wife is so neat, I get up in the middle of the night to drink water; when I come back I find the bed made.” Henny Youngman


30 posted on 01/03/2014 9:11:10 PM PST by Redcitizen (Never bring a tank to a Chuck Norris fight.)
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To: Stoat

bump for awesome


31 posted on 01/03/2014 9:15:08 PM PST by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: Redcitizen
“My wife is so neat, I get up in the middle of the night to drink water; when I come back I find the bed made.” Henny Youngman

Hahahaha. Thanks.

32 posted on 01/03/2014 9:15:25 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: Stoat
If Mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
33 posted on 01/04/2014 12:04:58 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Stoat

Bryan and I don’t fight, but we occasionally bicker. Then we escalate and say outrageously funny things about each other, start laughing, and it’s all over.

It’s just a game. We are very happy together. And I only nag him to do what he wants anyway.

It only took me six months of saying “Nothing runs like a Deere” to get him to buy a John Deere lawn tractor and trade in our “FORD” (Fix Or Repair Daily) Cub Cadet.


34 posted on 01/04/2014 7:57:48 AM PST by TheOldLady
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