BREAKING: Scientists say dogs align along earth’s north-south axis when pooping

The Daily Caller ^ | 4 Jan 2014 | Eric Owens

[ThePatriotsFlag]

Who paid for this grant? This “scientist” should go to work for Al Gore...or get a real dog like mine that could care less about a compass bearing.

[ErnBatavia]

What’s more interesting is that in the northern hemisphere, they “coil” clockwise — and the opposite in the lands down under.....just like terlet flushing.

[SunkenCiv]

Dogs align themselves with Earth’s magnetic field when it comes time to poop
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3107660/posts

[JaguarXKE]

So do liberals.

[Dartman]

This will probably get zotted. I didn’t write it.
First comment at the link you provided:

Do you think that Stanley Ann Dunham circled and aligned herself with the Earth’s magnetic field before giving birth to Barack?

[SunkenCiv]

Note: this topic is from 01/04/2014. Thanks mandaladon. I'm sure early adopters among our ancestors domesticated dogs in order to keep from getting lost on long hunting trips.

[PistolPaknMama]

I pretty much debunked this with my own exhaustive research years ago. Mine pretty much like to face the driveway (sorta east-ish) or any direction if there is some other action in the yard they need to keep an eye on.

[TaMoDee]

Sort of like Jerry Naddler the other day when he loaded his pants when on stage with Nancy at press briefing!

[Bob Ireland]

***BREAKING: Scientists say dogs align along earth’s north-south axis when pooping

We are truly fortunate to have scientists to keep track of wonders such as this.

[DouglasKC]

OR north winds are cold and they want to expose as little of their body area as possible when pooping.

[MinuteGal]

BREAKING NEWS !

Now it's NEWS when a dog takes a dump
And it aligns the earth with its rump
I'm not academic
But does this top the pandemic?
And even the tax problems of Trump ?.......

Leni

[OHelix]

Nice! ;o)

[MinuteGal]

See # 71 above.

Leni

[Jane Long]

👏🏻 👏🏻 😂

[flaglady47]

“BREAKING NEWS !
Now it’s NEWS when a dog takes a dump
And it aligns the earth with its rump
I’m not academic
But does this top the pandemic?
And even the tax problems of Trump ?.......

Leni”

Very clever, lol. Good one.

[SunkenCiv]

Not-so-golden retrievers of data, or maybe not-so-golden data...

[twister881]

If I may:

It’s known when a dog takes a dump
It squats North to South, nose to rump
Though not too aware
Of news public square
It beats all the sh*t about Trump!

[skepsel]

How does she get the window open?

[Magnum44]

Agree, and my canine pretty much aligns himself to the direction we happen to be walking at the time.

[MinuteGal]

The perfect poetic response to the questions in my limerick. I loved it!

You're on the ball, y'all !

Leni