[RKBA Democrat]

Another case of failing to understand Standard Operating Procedures:

1. Arrive in APC.

2. Shoot chihuahua.

3. Taser owner.

4. Eat donut.

[skinkinthegrass]

2a. If no dog around to shoot and caged parakeet is present, shoot ‘da bird and/or crush the cage. Proceed to next item on the list.