They forgot the Porn’stache.
ummmm
Got a female version of this?
The horseshoe is a FuMan Chu and the chin tuft/col Sanders is a van dyke beard.
Anyway, cool, but any goatee is closer to untrustworthy.
I think the old “What Color is my Parachute” job-seekers book had a little chart of sideburns length. That was not too long after hippies had infiltrated the culture.