Pimp sues Nike for not warning shoes could be dangerous if used to beat people

usnews.nbcnews.com ^ | 1/11/2014 | Elisha Fieldstadt

[SERKIT]

We could have the pimps in Congress create laws for pimps, but the pimps in Congress would exclude themselves.

[FlingWingFlyer]

This joint is so ****ed up these days that he’ll probably win. Our “judges” and “courts” are a joke.

[Drew68]

The unanswered question is why did the client refuse to pay the prostitute? Most importantly, why did the prostitute provide services before payment was rendered? Man, these folks really need to go to college and take a business class.

[MeshugeMikey]

[Gamecock]

This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer.
It's an infringement on your constitutional rights.
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

[ResponseAbility]

It’s hard out here for a pimp

[dfwgator]

Pimps should stick to wearing aquarium shoes....

[Revolting cat!]

Congratulations John, on your new job at ABC News.

[Revolting cat!]

With John Roberts the head honcho and the lead singer of the Supremes musical group, I’d say the pimp’s got an excellent chance of prevailing, whadya think?!

[Cicero]

Why wasn’t this guy wearing Air Jordans? They’d have been much better suited for the job.

[mrsmith]

“Tennis” shoes weren’t considered weapons. Womder if that’s changed or this model is different from a “tennis” shoe.

[healy61]

Nike ought to put a hit out on him, just as a joke of course. LOL

[GeronL]

lol

[GeronL]

I thought it was his too

[Rodamala]

"You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square."

[Rodamala]

Pimpin’ ain’t easy.

[blueunicorn6]

The only way to satisfy this guy is to kick him in the face with various types of shoes to see if there is any difference. Please pass the popcorn.

[faithhopecharity]

you’d think they’d know how to run their business more successfully by now,

http://www.amazon.com/The-Best-Little-Whorehouse-Texas/dp/B000I9S60O

[ResponseAbility]

‘specially when ya wearin’ the wrong shooz