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Pimp sues Nike for not warning shoes could be dangerous if used to beat people
usnews.nbcnews.com ^ | 1/11/2014 | Elisha Fieldstadt

Posted on 01/11/2014 4:11:33 PM PST by Gamecock

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Nike spokeswoman Mary Remuzzi said the company had no comment regarding the lawsuit.

No comment, but a whole lot of laughter.

21 posted on 01/11/2014 4:42:25 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Let the ho and the john take turns tryin on new shoes, and save the aquarium shoes for last.


22 posted on 01/11/2014 4:45:44 PM PST by ResponseAbility (The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
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To: Rodamala

“which he spells thusly, ‘for a double dose of this pimpin’”


23 posted on 01/11/2014 4:47:39 PM PST by Antihero101607
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To: Gamecock

If the shoe don’t fit, you must acquit.


24 posted on 01/11/2014 4:56:38 PM PST by Palio di Siena
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To: Gamecock; Revolting cat!

If these expensive shoes didn’t help you beat people, why would anyone wear them?


25 posted on 01/11/2014 4:56:57 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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"The jury in Clardy’s most recent case called him a “dangerous offender” and classified his shoes as “a dangerous weapon” in order to assure he received the longest prison sentence possible, according to The Oregonian. "

Are they sure it wasn't his socks?

Why didn't the jury classify his feet as a dangerous weapon?

26 posted on 01/11/2014 5:08:08 PM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Gamecock

I see a cabinet position for this dude in the future in His Arrogance’s administration.


27 posted on 01/11/2014 5:08:19 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (It's difficult to differentiate between a hog calling contest and a Senate rollcall.)
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To: a fool in paradise

As my good friend Pedro used to tell me: “Is not easy being peemp!”


28 posted on 01/11/2014 5:18:21 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

***Why didn’t the jury classify his feet as a dangerous weapon?***

What are you a Pedophobe?


29 posted on 01/11/2014 5:36:25 PM PST by ResponseAbility (The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
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Sirgiorgiro?

How do you pronounce that?

30 posted on 01/11/2014 5:43:55 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: MeshugeMikey

If Obama had a Nappy Head Mulatto Pimp for a Son...


31 posted on 01/11/2014 5:49:11 PM PST by lee martell
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To: FlingWingFlyer

It wouldn’t surprise me if Nike offered the guy an endorsement deal to settle it out of court. After Nike signed up Michael Vick after the dog fighting scandal I don’t think nothing is beneath them.


32 posted on 01/11/2014 5:55:19 PM PST by xp38
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To: Gamecock

What’s stupid is that there is a lawyer out there who would file such a lawsuit...


33 posted on 01/11/2014 6:03:37 PM PST by tips up (Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.)
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Sirgiorgiro? How do you pronounce that?

Idiot.

34 posted on 01/11/2014 6:04:03 PM PST by Veto! (OPInions freely dispensed as advice)
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afros are coming back? who knew...


35 posted on 01/11/2014 6:26:18 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Help fight The Neo Stalinists! Donate to your Free Republic)
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To: Gamecock

Even if they had warnings printed in shoes this dumbass wouldn’t know how to read it.


36 posted on 01/11/2014 6:45:39 PM PST by Bullish (America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
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How did he avoid the instant background check for buying Nikes? Must’ve bought ‘em at a sneaker show or over the internet.


37 posted on 01/11/2014 7:48:33 PM PST by Redmen4ever
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Pimp sues Nike for not warning shoes could be dangerous if used to beat people

Whoever's making rocks better lawyer up right now!

38 posted on 01/11/2014 9:34:37 PM PST by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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To: ResponseAbility

My question was serious.


39 posted on 01/12/2014 12:50:09 AM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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